1st guy - "How could you be in love with someone and not know she'd be the type to turn on you like that?"

2nd guy - "I was in love, I guess."

1st guy - "You weren't in love. You were thinking with your prick."

2nd guy - "What's the difference?"

i could write a book or two about the revelations that have come to me the past 3 days. seriously ( Read more... )

Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
Turn to page 56.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post that sentence along with these instructions on your LJ.
Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

"breakfast n. завтрак. Have breakfast, завтракать."

ever wonder why we are asked to retain or expel judges on our election ballot? ever leave those bubbles unmarked? or possibly make a decision based on lack of information? maybe a judge has a cool name? maybe you want to expel all the male judges (ashamedly... as i, myself, considered doing this year ( Read more... )

if you know me in RL, please bookmark this entry and use it as a referrence ( Read more... )

this is NWS (language), but pretty damn funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmG4X9PGOXs

i don't know what exactly is running through the minds of evangelical (fundamentalist) voters... but i have a pretty good guess ( Read more... )

if Obama picks Chris Dodd for VP, the ticket would be Obama-Dodd... in which case, i'll have problems in my head...

Obama-Dodd... do dooo da do do.
Obama-Dodd... do do didoo.
Obama-Dodd... do dooo da do do... da do do... da do do... da dododoodle do do dooo do!

my sister, amberpixie, needs to make room for a bookshelf in her tiny new apartment here in Fort Collins and wants to sell her rack-style stereo for cheap. it includes a Technicks 5-disk CD changer/player, a dual cassette deck, an AM/FM tuner, an amplifier, a very nice rack to place it all in, and 2 tower speakers. all of this is in perfect working order. $ ( Read more... )