Melty Melty Melty Squelch

[skunk_monk]

It's bloody boiling.   
I'm drowning in my own sweat.   
I'm stuck in the office, next to the window.  
Everyone is either AWOL or off sick and it's bloody busy.  
I haven't had anywhere near as much caffeine as I'd like.
I have indigestion.  
Everytime I try and go for a dump, the phone rings.

I merely protest with a subtle helping of...
CLUNGEBASTARD!!

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Comments

[darkice_uk]

It's hotter than Satans wang in wooly pants. I fucking hate it!!

[shell_e]

It was stupidly hot today. I got sunburn whilst sitting outside on my lunch break, despite covering myself in sun tan lotion beforehand. I also crippled myself doing the 25 minute walk there/40 minute walk back in my work shoes. Grrr.