Comments | skunk_monk: The Postman Must Die

skunk_monk

The Postman Must Die

Oct 26, 2006 17:23

Seriously, our postman needs to die. Motherfucker.

Whether it's the sorting office, or maybe it's "been raining and the postman goes home before he gets to us cos hes a fucking wimp", or perhaps the postman being a thieving bastard (our Masquerade Ball tickets have gone missing, bastards) or possibly even some pikey scum resident fishing around in ( Read more... )

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chocolate_pixie October 26 2006, 18:51:29 UTC

Indeed the postman must die-what a bastard twat!!

And *hugs* for everything else xx

danny144 October 26 2006, 18:57:03 UTC

kvlt_kitty October 27 2006, 06:04:35 UTC

*Hugs*. Hope your dad gets better soon.

As for the post-stealing cuntface, your plan sounds like an excellent and uniquely you kind of way to at least piss them off. I would suggest complaining to royal mail if you think it's the postie, but I suspect they'd be pretty useless at that, like many things. Any idea if your neighbours have been having their post nicked, too?

See you tomorrow for black metal and KAWAII ^_^ stuff. In that order.

skunk_monk October 27 2006, 13:35:25 UTC

If it continues much longer I will write a nice stinking letter to Royal Mail Central, or wherever it is where they ignore complaints these days. I may or may not include a turd in said letter, I have yet to decide.

See you tomorrow for the almighty EMPEROR :D:D

shell_e October 27 2006, 08:13:22 UTC

That was THE most impressive rant I have EVER read on livejournal.

Awesome plan for the thievery theories too. Keep us updated!

And *hugs* for everything else. And now I think you need to sit down with some nice calming whale music or something. (maybe some nice calming music which is actual music and not creatures squealing weirdly)

skunk_monk October 27 2006, 13:37:54 UTC

Funnily enough I was only just listening to Sunn O))) last night, it was strangely theraputic, in an overrated, not really music-stupid-rumbly-noises kind of way. lol

pelicanzed October 27 2006, 12:16:20 UTC

Meh, that sucks vastly. Good luck with your investigations. Can you get stuff sent to your work address though? I've been doing that for a year, since I live in a building with 23 other people, some of whom don't know how to close the front door, and the postman doesn't seem to understand numbers. Unfortunately, I discovered today, after a lot of "noooo, where is my bullet proof jacket, I need it for Hallowe'en!" stress, that THE SECRETARY HORDES EVERYTHING for days before distributing it! But at least I'm on to her wicked scheme now, oh wahaha!

skunk_monk October 27 2006, 13:43:16 UTC

I do get the occasional thing sent to work, but bizarrely we also have a woman who hordes the post and **gasp** opens it half the time before giving it to you. If things don't improve I may have to do that from now on, she may show disdain if she finds any cds with offensive cover art, but at least she doesn't nick it!

Trust me to place a £40 order on Seasons of Mist for a truckload of merch when my postman has decided to become a klepto-maniac!! Arses.