It seems like all the interesting stuff here happens within the first hour ( Read more... )

I sold my soul to Google and all I got was this T-shirt.  What?  There's no T-shirt?  Man I got screwed ( Read more... )

Livejournal is for pro-active stalkees.

What happened to the good old days where knowing what someone did every second of every day required proper equipment (binocculars, ladder, pants optional)?

I can barely keep up with my own life, how am I supposed to keep up with all my "friends?"

STOP TYPING SO MUCH!!!

I've found due cause to journal again.  Stupid people at work ( Read more... )

(For LaChelle.)

Mostly because I'm lazy.

Sammy, on my diet:

You actually have a diet? I'd call it anything with cheese that's ready in 10 secs.

(I make no denials...)

I've recently started to spread my little social wings again ( Read more... )

Meg: Play any good April Fool's jokes today ( Read more... )

Wow... it's been a while.

Sorry, nothing funny for today.

Sammy: you're cheeky ( Read more... )