Yesterday I sold Rosie Perez some fish. Today a customer told me I was 'fucking awesome, dude'. I guess it's not all stink. Just mostly stink.

I saw John Cameron Mitchell at work today! Other than that, life is pretty boring.

Fuck thanksgiving.

Oh yeah, and my new favorite word is hurdy-gurdy.

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Hey NYC people - Guy Maddin's new movie is playing at Village East Cinema this week and it looks super fucking cool: live orchestra, live sound effects, and a castrato! Also, random 'celebrity' types'll be there on different nights - like tomorrow, it's Crispin Glover. Anyhoo, it's $30 which is kinda steep, but it seems pretty worth it. Anyone ( Read more... )

Soooo my purse got stolen. Yay.

It's a sad communication
With little reason to believe
When one isn't giving
And one pretends to receive.

I need to get a life.

How does amusing ambiguity turn into an emotional train wreck? You tell one person too much, throw another person out of your apartment at 2 am, and number three crushes you in one sentence. Fucking blitzkrieg, man. Fuckkkkk.