To Felonis' Keeper:

[skwerlbuddy]

Buzzy and Feloni are fighting again, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT! Your childish refusal to just give in and admit defeat is just- just childish!  And Non-Admitory!  And Egregious!

("Wait - isn't a-gregious spelled with an 'a'?"

"No Sir - an e. I spelled it right."

"How can you tell?"

"I just can, Sir."

"Is egregious a good word, do you think?

Comments

[notasquirrel]

i hadd nuthinge toe doe withe thiz!! NUTHINGE!!

[nefaria]

Ah yes, that must be another Buzzy and Jitters, and the other Buzzy can't spell either, and the other Jitters is constantly apologizing for being smarter than the other Buzzy, and the other Buzzy is always as cranky as a two-year-old who dropped his ice cream cone, and...

[fluffy_cloud]

So the betting pools are closed? *querybounce*

-Not Puck

[nefaria]

It's February over here, so I'd have to say yes. I'll check back on Memorial Day.

[nefaria]

I'm not her keeper, she just lives here without my consent! I'd evict her, but then she'd probably latch on to someone who deserves her even less than I do.

Little girls should not be riding alligators, even if they're both from 1924. It sends the wrong message to today's children.

You don't want any trophies from Feloni, believe me. Hers are like the deer trophies that hunters put up on the mantelpiece, but nobody in their right mind would put one of HER constructions where other people can see it.

If you ask for plating, you're going to get hit on the head with a plate; if you ask for plaque, she's going to scrape some off her incisors for you; if you ask for stocks, she's going to put you in them and throw rotten vegetables at you.

[notasquirrel]

I HADD NUTHINGE TOE DOE WITHE THIZ I TEL U!

*flick*

ANN THET PIKTUR WUZ FUNNEE!!

[nefaria]

It can't possibly be funny! It was either cruelty or little girls or cruelty to alligators, I'm not sure which. And there are plenty more where that came from: http://tinyurl.com/4db3tws