A MANUAL ON HOW TO FANGIRL RIGHT
MANUAL ON HOW TO FANGIRL RIGHT
OVER EARGASM-CAUSING SEIYUUS AND GODDAMN BL
SO YOU’RE A FANGIRL YOU SAY. BUT HOW SHOULD YOU REALLY FANGIRL? DO YOU FANGIRL WRONG? I DON’T FUCKING CARE-NOT. THAT’S WHAT THIS MANUAL IS FOR DUMMY. DO YOU FANGIRL RIGHT? YOU BITCH, COME HERE AND ENJOY MAN FUCKING MAN WITH ME.
FIRST
LALALALA DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD LALALALA OMYGOD FANGIRLING MODE LALALALA.
OI YOU MTHRFCKR. First and foremost, DO NOT LEECH. Leech? What is leech? Have you heard of those blood sucking slimy manure looking animals? THOSE ARE LEECHES. THEY SUCK BLOOD. AND IN THIS CASE, THE BLOOD IS THE BL MATERIAL AND YOU ARE THE LEECH YOU FUCKING FAILURE. People buy for that and share their man sex blessings over your seiyuu and BL community and you just download without even thanking them? Come on man, give me a break you useless human. Thanking these lovely uploaders as well as drama translators(who are to be bestowed as OUR GODDESSES) wouldn’t even take you a minute or two. APPRECIATION, that’s what they need. Donation is also necessary if you can. If they do post some rules about sharing limitations, please do follow it. IT'S NOT YOUR FILE. AND DON'T EVER TRY TO GIVE AN EXCUSE THAT 'THIS IS INTERNET, INTERNET IS PUBLIC'--MY ASS! They share because some fangirls couldn’t afford to buy it(or whatever the circumstances are) so these upload goddesses are willing to share it with us and TO HAVE SOMEONE TO FANGIRL WITH THEM. With that, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
SECOND
ARIGATOU!! KYAAAAAAA.. IIYAAAA SEIYUU-KUN ANO HITO WA TOTTEMO KAKKOI DESU!!
Jesus Christ what is that shit doing here. I don’t speak alien!
I know most of us in BL and seiyuu communities aren’t fluent in Japanese. But that isn’t an excuse to write in romaji every fucking time we fangirl right? RIGHT. No answers needed. No buts.
A single or two romaji word wouldn’t hurt. BUT A PHRASE AND SENTENCE WOULD KILL. You know Hiragana and Katakana? USE IT. Or if not, better write in English! Japanese people don’t write it in romaji, LOL. Dude, please don’t make yourself stupid in front of others’ screens. Understood? GOOD.
THIRD
FUJOSHIS ARE FOREVER 18, WE NEVER GROW OLD. (@nyahmelissis)
EVEN GRANDMA FUJOSHIS ARE 18! We are forever teens. And those who don’t even understand this should be out of this by now because WE DON’T NEED YOU HERE YOU FUCKING AGE-SENSITIVE BITCH.
Is this rule even valid to fangirl? YES IT IS.
FOURTH
WE TALK ABOUT SEIYUUS AND BL ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, EVERYWHERE, EVERYDAY OF OUR FUCKING ONLINE LIFE. YOU TWEET ABOUT IT. YOU POST ABOUT IT. YOU BLOG ABOUT IT. YOU DREAM ABOUT IT!
I assume you know what a ‘karami scene’ is. YOU DON’T? LOL. How sad. Anyway, you still tweet it. YOU NEED TO. WHY? Because your goddamn beautiful fujoshi friends might just want to fucking fangirl with you with that drama or maybe they may try it and fangirl with you after they listen to it. WE LOVE EACH OTHERS FANGIRLINGS!
Even if you've fangirled it with other fangirls already, fangirling with others is still necessary. Especially if they just recently listened to the drama. Because this is how BLDRAMAS work. They stay awesome forever. Until we give birth to the next generation of fujoshis.
It is also necessary for us to reblog seiyuu/BL images in tumblr. If you haven't reblogged or posted a single seiyuu/BL image, you are a failure. POST ONE, NOW. Spam those images if possible, the more images you post, the more wonderful fangirling life is.
And if you don’t think about a seiyuu or BL even for a second of your oh-so-productive everyday life, YOU’RE A FAILURE. GET OUT! YOU HAVE WORK/SCHOOL? HAH! DON’T KID WITH ME! I DON’T EVEN!
FIFTH
BE A PERVERT
I'm telling you, it IS necessary to become one. Whether you like it or not, you will be. This is not a curse, this is a blessing.
We LOVE dicks. We LOVE man to man french kissing. We LOVE man to man love stories.
FYFI, we are quite a population, so don't be shy now. Being shy and conservative is IRRELEVANT.
SIXTH
HAVE A SOCIAL NETWORKING ACCOUNT
You wouldn’t want to fangirl like an idiot all by yourself right? Unless you’re some kind of an emo person who slashes wrists and screams to the four cornered room, "I’M A FUCKING EMOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Seriously, get one. Couldn't even imagine one keeping the fangirling all by herself. WEIRD. THAT'S JUST --WEIRD. REALLY. WEIRD. dick.
NINTH
SIX AND NINTH WILL FOREVER BE NEXT TO EACH OTHER, DUMBASS.
One of the advantages of man sex, NO PMS, NO PERIOD TO INTERRUPT BUTTKICKING BUTTSMEX. 6.9 does NOT exist. Semes are happy, ukes are happy and we are grateful for that.
TENTH
WE LOVE WORDS
erfghjklkjhgfdgyhujikijhgfghjkkjhg
^a word which defines over fangirling. We understand each other with that.
i.e.
Fujoshi I: Seiyuu X is so fjngsfkjgskfcgj
Fujoshi II: IKR! jsdkjsfgjskfjn!!!
Fujoshi III: OMG THASOTROOO IDSJFSOLIJGJL
PS. YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED A DICTIONARY FOR THAT!
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THIS POST is just for entertainment purposes, but you can also take it seriously as well. It's up to you, LOLOLOL.
I might add more in the future, I dunno. /facedesk
OVER EARGASM-CAUSING SEIYUUS AND GODDAMN BL
SO YOU’RE A FANGIRL YOU SAY. BUT HOW SHOULD YOU REALLY FANGIRL? DO YOU FANGIRL WRONG? I DON’T FUCKING CARE-NOT. THAT’S WHAT THIS MANUAL IS FOR DUMMY. DO YOU FANGIRL RIGHT? YOU BITCH, COME HERE AND ENJOY MAN FUCKING MAN WITH ME.
FIRST
LALALALA DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD LALALALA OMYGOD FANGIRLING MODE LALALALA.
OI YOU MTHRFCKR. First and foremost, DO NOT LEECH. Leech? What is leech? Have you heard of those blood sucking slimy manure looking animals? THOSE ARE LEECHES. THEY SUCK BLOOD. AND IN THIS CASE, THE BLOOD IS THE BL MATERIAL AND YOU ARE THE LEECH YOU FUCKING FAILURE. People buy for that and share their man sex blessings over your seiyuu and BL community and you just download without even thanking them? Come on man, give me a break you useless human. Thanking these lovely uploaders as well as drama translators(who are to be bestowed as OUR GODDESSES) wouldn’t even take you a minute or two. APPRECIATION, that’s what they need. Donation is also necessary if you can. If they do post some rules about sharing limitations, please do follow it. IT'S NOT YOUR FILE. AND DON'T EVER TRY TO GIVE AN EXCUSE THAT 'THIS IS INTERNET, INTERNET IS PUBLIC'--MY ASS! They share because some fangirls couldn’t afford to buy it(or whatever the circumstances are) so these upload goddesses are willing to share it with us and TO HAVE SOMEONE TO FANGIRL WITH THEM. With that, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
SECOND
ARIGATOU!! KYAAAAAAA.. IIYAAAA SEIYUU-KUN ANO HITO WA TOTTEMO KAKKOI DESU!!
Jesus Christ what is that shit doing here. I don’t speak alien!
I know most of us in BL and seiyuu communities aren’t fluent in Japanese. But that isn’t an excuse to write in romaji every fucking time we fangirl right? RIGHT. No answers needed. No buts.
A single or two romaji word wouldn’t hurt. BUT A PHRASE AND SENTENCE WOULD KILL. You know Hiragana and Katakana? USE IT. Or if not, better write in English! Japanese people don’t write it in romaji, LOL. Dude, please don’t make yourself stupid in front of others’ screens. Understood? GOOD.
THIRD
FUJOSHIS ARE FOREVER 18, WE NEVER GROW OLD. (@nyahmelissis)
EVEN GRANDMA FUJOSHIS ARE 18! We are forever teens. And those who don’t even understand this should be out of this by now because WE DON’T NEED YOU HERE YOU FUCKING AGE-SENSITIVE BITCH.
Is this rule even valid to fangirl? YES IT IS.
FOURTH
WE TALK ABOUT SEIYUUS AND BL ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, EVERYWHERE, EVERYDAY OF OUR FUCKING ONLINE LIFE. YOU TWEET ABOUT IT. YOU POST ABOUT IT. YOU BLOG ABOUT IT. YOU DREAM ABOUT IT!
I assume you know what a ‘karami scene’ is. YOU DON’T? LOL. How sad. Anyway, you still tweet it. YOU NEED TO. WHY? Because your goddamn beautiful fujoshi friends might just want to fucking fangirl with you with that drama or maybe they may try it and fangirl with you after they listen to it. WE LOVE EACH OTHERS FANGIRLINGS!
Even if you've fangirled it with other fangirls already, fangirling with others is still necessary. Especially if they just recently listened to the drama. Because this is how BLDRAMAS work. They stay awesome forever. Until we give birth to the next generation of fujoshis.
It is also necessary for us to reblog seiyuu/BL images in tumblr. If you haven't reblogged or posted a single seiyuu/BL image, you are a failure. POST ONE, NOW. Spam those images if possible, the more images you post, the more wonderful fangirling life is.
And if you don’t think about a seiyuu or BL even for a second of your oh-so-productive everyday life, YOU’RE A FAILURE. GET OUT! YOU HAVE WORK/SCHOOL? HAH! DON’T KID WITH ME! I DON’T EVEN!
FIFTH
BE A PERVERT
I'm telling you, it IS necessary to become one. Whether you like it or not, you will be. This is not a curse, this is a blessing.
We LOVE dicks. We LOVE man to man french kissing. We LOVE man to man love stories.
FYFI, we are quite a population, so don't be shy now. Being shy and conservative is IRRELEVANT.
SIXTH
HAVE A SOCIAL NETWORKING ACCOUNT
You wouldn’t want to fangirl like an idiot all by yourself right? Unless you’re some kind of an emo person who slashes wrists and screams to the four cornered room, "I’M A FUCKING EMOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Seriously, get one. Couldn't even imagine one keeping the fangirling all by herself. WEIRD. THAT'S JUST --WEIRD. REALLY. WEIRD. dick.
NINTH
SIX AND NINTH WILL FOREVER BE NEXT TO EACH OTHER, DUMBASS.
One of the advantages of man sex, NO PMS, NO PERIOD TO INTERRUPT BUTTKICKING BUTTSMEX. 6.9 does NOT exist. Semes are happy, ukes are happy and we are grateful for that.
TENTH
WE LOVE WORDS
erfghjklkjhgfdgyhujikijhgfghjkkjhg
^a word which defines over fangirling. We understand each other with that.
i.e.
Fujoshi I: Seiyuu X is so fjngsfkjgskfcgj
Fujoshi II: IKR! jsdkjsfgjskfjn!!!
Fujoshi III: OMG THASOTROOO IDSJFSOLIJGJL
PS. YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED A DICTIONARY FOR THAT!
__________________________________________________
THIS POST is just for entertainment purposes, but you can also take it seriously as well. It's up to you, LOLOLOL.
I might add more in the future, I dunno. /facedesk