Note to Self
Dear Self:
You have been enjoying yourself, drowning in ever deeper waters of your own subspace lately. Love is infinite, but Time is not. I know you're a Switch, but do you really think it's a good idea to accept the request of that Pretty Young Thing, no matter desperately he begs to be your submissive? I mean Really? Seriously?
He's young. He's hawt. (*fanning Self*). He is a graduate of Baylor Baptist Seminary, fer Chrissakes (literally.) You're old. You're fat. You are a married polyamorous witch/pagan priestess. You need this like you need another hole in your head. I could say a whole lot more, but I won't. You're going to do what you're going to do, anyway. And don't say I didn't "Told You So."
Just Sayin',
The Management
You have been enjoying yourself, drowning in ever deeper waters of your own subspace lately. Love is infinite, but Time is not. I know you're a Switch, but do you really think it's a good idea to accept the request of that Pretty Young Thing, no matter desperately he begs to be your submissive? I mean Really? Seriously?
He's young. He's hawt. (*fanning Self*). He is a graduate of Baylor Baptist Seminary, fer Chrissakes (literally.) You're old. You're fat. You are a married polyamorous witch/pagan priestess. You need this like you need another hole in your head. I could say a whole lot more, but I won't. You're going to do what you're going to do, anyway. And don't say I didn't "Told You So."
Just Sayin',
The Management