My ass will be a shiny bright white beacon for all too behold. Day or night I can guide in all ships. "Ahoy there! I do believe we've made it!" Just tell me where to stand. I got this.
Well said. I can see it now.
Here's a little thought for packing. Mom taught me this. Roll up your socks and put them in your shoes. I know it's goofy, but it saves space.
Manners? Twat did you say, I cunt hear you.
*spat soda all over her wall, SOAKING her little dry-erase to-do list board*
And also? What is WITH you and Justin Timberlake? That makes me very, very sad inside.
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Well said. I can see it now.
Here's a little thought for packing. Mom taught me this. Roll up your socks and put them in your shoes. I know it's goofy, but it saves space.
Manners? Twat did you say, I cunt hear you.
*spat soda all over her wall, SOAKING her little dry-erase to-do list board*
And also? What is WITH you and Justin Timberlake? That makes me very, very sad inside.
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