slightlystoopid

[skyhighheaven]

I'm sitting here at work, feeling like I have zero self control.  GOd i've been so good on my diet.  Only drinking Rightsize Smoothies for 2 meals, and alternating between lunch and dinner for the ONE meal a day.... No snacks, just water.   Then today, the Reeces monster was on my desk, and I couldnt resist his peanutbutter insides

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[dmd]

"I need a massage, a margarita and a day off from life. "

(utters a few arcane phrases and you're transported to his magical lair where you're massaged and treated to endless margaritas...)