In Environmental Regulation and the State, Maniates asked of colleges have personalities.  I can assure you they do.  In the past hour i have been inited to join a threesome, accosted by a lesbian that thinks i'm having crazy sex with her housemate (we watched bad porn together, but what it sounded like...), walked past christians singing, and saw ( Read more... )

I really miss lab
Playing in the woods for grades
And scary van rides

Before class today i proclaimed to Katie my intentions to find the boy who wrote the stupid comment about the movie... apparently, he found me.  Class is nice, Maniates likes me, i don't give a fuck about sounding stupid, and a random boy sat next to me.  I think he did this because I have turned into THE stereotypical environmental science major ( ( Read more... )

There is something flawed in your life when you can list off your horse's pedigree without a second thought but can't name your own grandfather ( Read more... )

I am the Lorax, i speak for the trees, but when no one listens, i hide because no one agrees ( Read more... )

This just in - WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, but it's not all our fault, we can blame the man, and by that i mean big oil.  So, yeah.  All we need is a revolution to save the world.  Also, recycling is pointless ( Read more... )

So that thing where everything starts to snowball out of control happened while i was trying to make my room all nice and pretty.... but the only real causality was the outer display of my cell phone, which makes me sad.  There was also a lot of water spilled, but i think i managed to clean that up.  The tent is about to go down, since it is just ( Read more... )

Apparently there was concern after my Emo Kid entry... it was created to mock only, it was parody, fear not.
I am alive.

I moved in.
I moved most of the shit off my bed.
I am going to go to bed, even though i can't find ANYTHING in my room.

So i almost died today, not really, but i always find it best to be dramatic and attention grabbing.  It's a new thing i'm trying.  I went out to dinner with my dad tonight and my fuck up former friend from the barn came up and how she was spoiled, but in an odd way.  Her father was insane, but gave her what she wanted... she also got kicked out of ( Read more... )

Being the sober one around a bunch of drunk people is about the same as being the only one who doesn't get some sort of inside joke, only the joke is quoting some dumb movie you have not nor never will see and so you are just annoyed by it ( Read more... )