Translation: TV Guide - Yabu x Hikaru x Inoo crosstalk
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Hikaru: Let’s talk about the cute side of three of us. Firstly, it is when Yabu is reciting about soccer.
Inoo: Reciting? Not talking?
Hikaru: It feels like he is like a dog who is given a rubber ball (laugh). He bites and bites without getting sick of it, and how he innocently talks about soccer is cute. When I watch foreign matches, I mail Yabu and ask “What’s the main point to look out for in today’s match?”, he replies me with a really long mail.
Inoo: Both of you are close~
Hikaru: It is really fun receiving Yabu’s mail while watching the match.
Yabu: Sometimes he sends mails like “This Etoo player’s face looks like a takoyaki” and I reply “Watch the match properly!” (laugh)
Hikaru: He is cold to me during the match. Before the match starts, he keeps mailing me but once it starts, even if I mail him and say “the shoot just now was great”, he doesn’t reply at all. I am the one who keeps sending (laugh)
Inoo: I didn’t know you all have such interactions~
Hikaru: For Ino-chan, you are the cutest when you get to eat. Because you like eating rice. After concerts when all of us go to eat, I look at Ino-chan instead of eating my first bite.
Inoo: Ahahaha
Yabu: Are you his boyfriend (laugh)
Inoo: Even though it is not as if Hikaru paid for my food.
Hikaru: It is fun imagining it.
Inoo: So scary (laugh)
Hikaru: Rather than smiling while eating, he is very focused when he is eating, and it is like a dog who is given a rubber ball after all.
Yabu: It feels like bait (laugh)
Hikaru: For both Yabu and Ino-chan, I probably just enjoy looking at people being concentrated on something.
Inoo: It is happiness being able to eat delicious food.
Hikaru: Ino-chan’s character is always lacking of vigilance.
Inoo: Ahaha
Hikaru: But when he is eating, he feels even more like that, and that is totally Inoo Kei. That moment is my recommended point.
Inoo: Even for Mezamashi TV, I have a breakfast corner at about 6am in the morning.
Yabu: I know. That’s cute (laugh) The other day too, during The Music Day rehearsals, Okada-kun also teased you about it.
Inoo: I met him after a long time, and he was grinning while talking to me and when I wondered what he was going to say, he said “Recently you have realized that you are cute right” (laugh). I said no I don’t.
Yabu: Then he said “You don’t have to do anything, because you are cute. You don’t have to think that you are cute, cos you are cute”
Inoo: He repeated that about 3 times and then left (laugh)
Yabu: I was beside and when I heard that I was grinning.
Inoo: But I am grateful that he watches me.
Hikaru: Okada-kun does touches others butts too.
Yabu: Ok next Hikaru’s cute point.
Hikaru: This is bad, if you start talking you wont be able to stop (laugh)
Inoo: His hair colour is extreme recently. I don’t understand that.
Hikaru: Ino-chan is very curious about my mental state regarding my hair colour.
Yabu: Massu also has pinkish hair so the other day during a music show rehearsal, he told Hikaru “Don’t copy me”. Then they were joking around and said “Why not we have the same colour?” and the next time they met just before the show started, his hair was totally pink and Hikaru was looking at him enviously (laugh)
Hikaru: He told me “sorry I put in too much colour”
Inoo: So kind~
Yabu: How Hikaru has sad and happy reactions is cute.
Inoo: I don’t have such courage.
Hikaru: Ino-chan was also one of the last in JUMP to dye his hair.
Inoo: Hikaru changed his highlights every week and from pink to purple and was it red?
Yabu: I just watched a VTR the other day and Hikaru had his two toned hair but now it looks like you have really calmed down (laugh)
Inoo: Well, I hope Hikaru stays on the lead of fashion. I hope you can lead the trending of style which no one has done yet.
Hikaru: I like such things too. I don’t like being the same as others. I did consult the hairstylist while doing it.
Yabu: But no one talks about my blonde hair already now.
Inoo: They have stopped calling me mushroom too.
Yabu: The point is the hair….
Inoo: Thanks to Hikaru, this has turned out to be something great (laugh)
Hikaru: Our new album will be out soon, and the tour will start soon.
Yabu: The album generally is a little mature, and I like the song “From”
Inoo: It’s a good song.
Hikaru: All of JUMP said “We want this to be in the album” I also like “Tasty U”. The lyrics are the most fasionable.
Inoo: Dream Master is a good song too. It is a song that makes your body want to move along with the rhythm and the lyrics are interesting.
Hikaru: We have unit songs too.
Inoo: Me and Hikaru’s song is based on the corner where we seduce things in our radio program.
Hikaru: I chose the melody and Ino-chan was particular with the words.
Yabu: I listened to it at home with Chinen and we were guffawing with laughter. They are sweet words which will make girls go kya but for us we cant stand it (laugh)
Inoo: At first they wrote really cool words for us but we wanted other words of obligation, binding and duty. When I said that and Takaki who was beside me heard it, he said “Inoo-kun, are you crazy?” (laugh)
Hikaru: It is embarrassing seducing girls but in this case we are seducing things. If you try doing it, such words will just appear (laugh)
Inoo: Yabu and Yuto and Takaki’s Mr Flawless is really idol like.
Yabu: It is weird having to say this myself but the staff told us three people with great style have come together so they want to see a cool song that will make girls happy. So we are thinking of a performance that will make everyone go kyun.
Hikaru: Dai-chan and yamada’s song is a low tempo dance number.
Yabu: Dai-chan’s rap is good. His voice is frank and it just goes into you, it feels like you are floating on water.
Inoo: You really like Dai-chan’s voice.
Yabu: Ahaha, I do. I am a fan of Dai-chan’s voice (laugh)
Hikaru: I am also looking forward to Chinen and Keito’s song.
Yabu: The interesting part of this unit shuffle is how you look at other’s performance during rehearsals for the first time and go “Ohh, so he is doing this!”
Hikaru: I hope you can enjoy the cool songs in the album too.
Yabu: This time the performance is going to be good and I think I want it to be a live where you open a new part of JUMP so I hope you can look forward to it.