Strangely Literal (April Fool's) Story

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Here's the story from the April Fool's episode of Strangley Literal (I raved that it was THE best Buffy fanfic ever). In reality, I wrote it (not Lady Jaws, but that's an awesome name).

See Buffy.
by Tabitha Grace Smith
Characters: Buffy, random vamp
Warning: Pure Crack.
Disclaimer: Written for April Fool's. All Joss Whedon's stuff belongs to him. I just play for no money.

See Buffy.
Buffy is a Vampire Slayer.

See Buffy dress up in cute clothes.
Buffy is a teenage vampire Slayer.

See Buffy hang out with her friends.
See Xander laugh.
Laugh Xander laugh!

See Willow read a book.
Willow likes reading.
Read Willow read!

See Giles lecture.
Giles is a librarian.
Librarians like to lecture.

See Buffy go on patrol.
See Buffy whine about not being a normal girl.

Buffy sees a vampire.
Do you see the vampire?
Buffy must chase the vampire.

See Buffy run!
Run Buffy Run!

See Buffy make a witty quip.
Good job Buffy!

See vampire run.
Run vampire run!

See Buffy stake a vampire.
See Buffy make the vampire dust.

Buffy is very tired.
It's time for bed.
See Mr. Gordo.

Good night Mr. Gordo.
Good night Buffy.
Good night moon.