Truly Horrific Twlight fanfic

[sl_podcast]

 I need a horrible (short) Twilight fanfic... anyone got one?

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[vivichick]

I'm a little terrified of the possible reasons you would need one. But in any case, have you tried any of the twilight LJ communities? I assume you've trolled FF.N

[sl_podcast]

It's for my April Fool's episode of Strangely Literal ;)

But I need one where I won't hurt someone's feelings for it being a joke.