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OK SO THES IS MAI FISTR ATEMPT AT SLASH PLZ DONT B 2 HARD ON ME. :(! THIS IZ GRAFIK, SO DONT READ IF UR OFENDED BY BUMSEKS OR TEH CAPS LOCK.
1 NITE THEY WER N A BAR AND NICK GOT RLY DRUNK! AND HE WENT UP TO ALEX ADN WAS LYKE, "KISS ME! IM DRUNK N HRNY N WANT 2 MAEK THE OTERS JELUS" AND ALEX WAS LIKE, NOOO, I AM SCARD. AND NICK SED, "ALEX, Y R U SO MEAN?! IM SEXXI, AND U WONT KIS MEEE." AN HE CRYES AND RUNS OFF. ALEX FELT BAD SO HE HAD LOTZ OF DRINKS, LIKE SCRWDRIVERS N VODKA N MABY SOME TIKEELA. AND HE WINT HOME AND GOT N HIS ROOM, AND HE AND NICK SHARE A ROOM BCUZ THEY R GHEY BUT THEY DONT NO IT BUT WE DO. SO HE SAYS 2 NICK, "I M SRY I SED NO, BCUZ I LUV U AND I WUZ SCARD. BCUZ I LUV U." AND THEY CRYED N KISSED AND FEL ONTO TEH BED. NICK SAID, "ALEX, U MADE ME CRY, BUT ITS OK BCUZ I WILL HAVE BUMSEKS W/ U NOW." SO THEY DID, N ALEX WUZ LIKE, "O NICK, U R SO SEXXI BCUZ OF UR BUM AND UR HARD KOK". AND NICK SED, "ALEX, I LYKE UR HAIR. UR SECKY BUM WILL MAKE ME CUM INSIDE IT." AND HE DID, AND ALEX SAID, "NICK, HELP MEEE, IM STILL HORNY AND NEED UR SECKINESS TO FULFIL MY DISYRES." SO NICK PUT ALEXS PEEPEE IN HIS MOUTH AND SUKKED IT TIL HE CAMEZ, AND IT TASTED LIKE PICKLES BUT THATS OK BCUZ HE LUVZ HIM! BUT NICK WUZ STILL LYKE, "ALEX, WOT DID U EAT, IT TASTES FUNY" N ALEX SED, "I ATE NUTHING BUT FR00TY PEBLES ALL DAY, AND IM OFENDED NICK BCUZ UR MEAN ABOUT MY CUMZ." BUT NICK KISSED HIM AND IT WAS ALRITE BCUZ OF THERE LUV. THEY DRIFTED OFF 2GETHER N IT WUZ ONLY THE FIRST OV MENY TIMES 2 CUM.
TEH END!!!1
1 NITE THEY WER N A BAR AND NICK GOT RLY DRUNK! AND HE WENT UP TO ALEX ADN WAS LYKE, "KISS ME! IM DRUNK N HRNY N WANT 2 MAEK THE OTERS JELUS" AND ALEX WAS LIKE, NOOO, I AM SCARD. AND NICK SED, "ALEX, Y R U SO MEAN?! IM SEXXI, AND U WONT KIS MEEE." AN HE CRYES AND RUNS OFF. ALEX FELT BAD SO HE HAD LOTZ OF DRINKS, LIKE SCRWDRIVERS N VODKA N MABY SOME TIKEELA. AND HE WINT HOME AND GOT N HIS ROOM, AND HE AND NICK SHARE A ROOM BCUZ THEY R GHEY BUT THEY DONT NO IT BUT WE DO. SO HE SAYS 2 NICK, "I M SRY I SED NO, BCUZ I LUV U AND I WUZ SCARD. BCUZ I LUV U." AND THEY CRYED N KISSED AND FEL ONTO TEH BED. NICK SAID, "ALEX, U MADE ME CRY, BUT ITS OK BCUZ I WILL HAVE BUMSEKS W/ U NOW." SO THEY DID, N ALEX WUZ LIKE, "O NICK, U R SO SEXXI BCUZ OF UR BUM AND UR HARD KOK". AND NICK SED, "ALEX, I LYKE UR HAIR. UR SECKY BUM WILL MAKE ME CUM INSIDE IT." AND HE DID, AND ALEX SAID, "NICK, HELP MEEE, IM STILL HORNY AND NEED UR SECKINESS TO FULFIL MY DISYRES." SO NICK PUT ALEXS PEEPEE IN HIS MOUTH AND SUKKED IT TIL HE CAMEZ, AND IT TASTED LIKE PICKLES BUT THATS OK BCUZ HE LUVZ HIM! BUT NICK WUZ STILL LYKE, "ALEX, WOT DID U EAT, IT TASTES FUNY" N ALEX SED, "I ATE NUTHING BUT FR00TY PEBLES ALL DAY, AND IM OFENDED NICK BCUZ UR MEAN ABOUT MY CUMZ." BUT NICK KISSED HIM AND IT WAS ALRITE BCUZ OF THERE LUV. THEY DRIFTED OFF 2GETHER N IT WUZ ONLY THE FIRST OV MENY TIMES 2 CUM.
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