From Twitter 05-09-2011
- 08:54:18: A co-worker is about to get married and we were given cards to pass on wedding related wisdom. Mine: "Get out! Get out while you still can!"
- 08:54:55: So with LA Noir just around the corner, is there a pre-sale that makes more sense than the others?
- 09:02:48: Pretty sleepy this morning. Though today is a bit more justified than other days since I think I slept ten hours this weekend.
- 09:20:23: Letting your brain work on auto-pilot is all well and good if you don't consider auto-pilot is just as tired as you are.
- 11:28:06: I just heard my boss tell someone we got 1 gillion 8 thousand dollars on a certain day.Can't be right, it was more like 1 kazillion
- 13:48:47: Something tells me this isn't going to work out.I mean,I'm optimistic but if time has proven anything,it's that things go to shit.
- 14:11:36: Let too many days pass of not taking my pill because I'm sure the world's out to get me.Unlike when I take the pills,then I just THINK it is
- 14:14:29: I just described why I like cats and it was an eerie look into what my single life could be. I cried a little.
- 14:26:37: I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
- 14:31:47: Need to quit smoking again.Not helping the stress that caused me to start again.Plus,don't think projectile vomitting's a common side effect
- 14:45:23: Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Oh, that IS a banana in your pants. What an odd place to keep fruit.
- 14:55:07: These BBQ chips taste weird. They're like flat crispy flakes of potato salad
- 15:41:50: I've determined the pills I'm taking are doing nothing to better my mood.I'll instead start taking daily shots of booze.Oddly,not cheaper.
- 15:45:19: Took pills hoping they'd give me motivation to do simple tasks yet they're just as unappealing&tedious.This 6-pc jigsaw will never get done!
- 15:51:36: Odd knowing the people you hang with are having fun w/o you. No, not odd. Frustrating! Hmm, no, Not frustrating. F*cking annoying! Yeah!
- 15:52:37: It's actually not a big deal I'm not out having fun. A long day of work is my fun and getting home to a kitchen to clean, my reward #shootme
- 15:54:21: I wonder what it would be like to run away from my life and start a new one. But this life has already crippled my foot. I couldn't run far.
- 15:56:24: I think my general dislike of life right now is turning into anger. This could be fun. Like Ren, I LOVE being angry. It makes me feel great!
- 15:57:31: I wonder if the game industry is cool with releasing weeks and weeks of utter nonsense with the monthly good game people actually want?
- 16:01:44: Me & my girlfriend used to be big into knife-play.Well,she was.I was just depressed and could bring myself to do my own cutting sometimes.
- 16:03:16: With age I find that the lyrics behind emo songs are actually very strong and meaningful. Wait, I think I'm doing this backwards?
- 16:05:19: The idea behind the lyrics "You bleed just to know you're alive" make sense but dying just to know you were alive,not so much with the sense
- 16:07:23: The last stream of tweets were brought to you by an emo teenager. Please stay tuned for your regularly scheduled tweets. Thank you.
- 16:11:02: Last night I was told I wasn't happy unless I was feeling bad about something.I wanna agree, but feel bad that that's how I'm seen.
- 16:20:17: Sometimes I worry I'll snap and go on a murderous rampage, but I really don't want to prove that gypsy woman right.
- 16:23:37: Happy people say, if you're down go to your happy place. My happy place is where I get to punch the person in the face that tells me that.
- 16:26:08: I'd threaten to keep tweeting unless someone pays attention to me, but we all know that's a lie. I won't stop :)
- 16:29:20: I should probably see a head doctor sooner than later. I mean while my tweets are pretty tame these sketches make Salvador Dali look sane.
- 16:31:43: I could probably murder most of my problems away, but last I checked murder is bad. Got that kids, murder isn't the answer. Now torture…
- 16:33:30: I have a bad memory because all of my long term memory is full of things to be spiteful over and it's leaking over into the short term.
- 16:35:43: I was asked recently,"What do you fear?" and I didn't know. I guess there's nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear…and spiders.
- 16:41:33: The lyrics to "There's a Place" by The Beatles is like the OPPOSITE of how I feel. If I went into my mind,I'd just find more messed up stuff
- 16:45:28: Some people think if you're depressed you're actively avoiding being happy. No, but I am actively avoiding kicking you for thinking that.
- 16:50:17: A doctor once told me he thought I might be bipolar. I thought this was absolutely hilarious, then later I cried for three days over it.
- 16:51:40: Sometimes the line between the true things I say and the made up things I say is very thin, and squiggly and at times not a line at all.
- 17:12:42: Had a random thought while waiting for my bus,a 'tree falling in the woods' moment.Too bad it was just chicken & waffles
- 17:15:04: I'm really pondering throwing away a uniquely impossible opportunity in favor of the safety blanket of insanity.
- 17:19:11: 'Why are you a homicidal maniac,' they ask and i reply, 'why does anyone do anything? For the lulz'
- 17:56:56: I'm having a super day. I may just cap it off by going to bed at 7. Wild one, I know!
- 17:59:54: If I go to bed early,I won't get any of the things I was asked to do done.And I feel "I couldn't bring myself to stay awake" is a bad excuse
- 18:02:16: "with a little help from my friends" is a great song applicable to most people,not so much me. I'd be "with a little help from my felines"
- 18:05:12: An empty apartment in silence isn't much of an apartment. Just the clicks of time ticking away until nothing, because it's alway the same.
- 18:06:56: Sorry,last few couldn't spin into jokes.Unless of course you see my life as sad and pathetic,which if I wasn't living it,could be hilarious.
- 18:12:07: I feel like my March efforts Were just futile. Goes to show sometimes people are right and you can't change a person including yourself.
- 18:15:03: I may or may not have understood how this whole twitter thing works. You ARE all just here as cheap therapy, right?
- 18:19:51: I think I'm hyper, which is weird for someone who's been sitting in the same spot staring at nothing for the last hour.
- 19:42:06: I must be feeling better. I'm concerned with feeding myself. Hmm though being down could make for a good dieting tool *thinks*
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