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[slanderfails]

I want to get naked and lounge around my house, but for crying out loud... it's 60 degrees in my house, so I can save MONEY.

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[hallandoatbran]

Can't you be naked with a scarf and gloves? Or does that not count?

You could always build a fire.... of course, if you don't have a fireplace, you should open a window to let the smoke out.

[slanderfails]

Yes, I can be naked with a scarf and gloves, but doesn't that defeat the purpose of being naked to be comfy? If you're naked and cold you just want to lie in bed... and I do have a fireplace... it just takes three hours to get up to heat.

[hallandoatbran]

Ok.. so light the fire, and go take a 3 hour nap. Then, after climbing out of bed, ditch the aforementioned gloves and scarf and cavort to your hearts content!

Or move somewhere warm.

Either way, cavort as needed.