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[slantedcursive]

I have a zit on my face that has been there for like, five months. It makes me angry. It will not go away.

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[technocratic]

I would suggest killing it with fire, but all things considered I don't think that's a good idea.

[slantedcursive]

I mean, it seems like I've tried everything else!

[technocratic]

My strategy is usually to lance it with a sharp object to relieve some of the pressure, squeeze it gently, wipe off whatever comes out, then douse it in rubbing alcohol, which permeates cell membranes more effectively than many other topical treatments. (Can you tell that I'm male?)

Pro tip: If you actually do this, keep in mind that it hurts like a mofo.

If that doesn't work ... well, remember that rubbing alcohol is flammable. :p

[due27south]

It might be infected :(

[slantedcursive]

Honestly it probably is :( I kinda fail at taking care of my face :(