Comments | slapwithpanache: Third Haunt

slapwithpanache

Third Haunt

Dec 03, 2009 16:39

. . . Hm.

The tournament has concluded.

The new areas, as far as I can tell, are simply nothing more than miles of drab scenery with the occasional man-eating monstrosity. It's barely any different from what we already had.

And every last one of you is impossibly dull to the point of exasperation. No one even jumps anymore, let alone screams ( Read more... )

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slapwithpanache December 4 2009, 01:38:49 UTC

[Fade out . . . Fhwoosh.]
[Fade in . . . ]

[FaN SmAcK!]

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slapwithpanache December 4 2009, 01:50:23 UTC

Running away is only acceptable when I intend for you to run away. You can try it again after I've properly terrified you out of your wits.

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not_in_windows December 4 2009, 01:46:02 UTC

This place is boring, you say.

slapwithpanache December 4 2009, 01:52:54 UTC

Hm. Not the place so much as the people. Where are all the cowards? And don't mention Prinnies; I'm sick of getting the exact same reaction over and over again. Not to mention the soot.

not_in_windows December 4 2009, 01:56:56 UTC

Oh, you mean in terms of scaring people. I can imagine it is hard to find such things in this place.

slapwithpanache December 4 2009, 02:01:05 UTC

Precisely.

Nearly all the residents are supernatural creatures, and the others are war-hardened-types who hardly bat an eye. It's simply stifling.

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ihartsweetcurry December 4 2009, 02:28:14 UTC

[Just in time, a kid walking with his nose buried in a book]

Italics are thoughts 1/2 slapwithpanache December 4 2009, 02:34:23 UTC

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Are you igno -- . . . Ah? Hmmm . . . Ahahaha ~

[Bow quickly fades away before Thomas can notice her.]

2/2 slapwithpanache December 4 2009, 02:37:01 UTC

[She allows the boy to continue reading for about 5 more peaceful minutes. But right as he is turning the page, something immense erupts out of his book and screeches into his face. Bow has a very good feeling about this one.]

GWEAHAHAHA!

Re: 2/2 ihartsweetcurry December 4 2009, 02:54:00 UTC

[He screamed, stumbling backwards as the book went flying]

Ga...gah...GAAAAH!

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shape_da_future December 4 2009, 15:14:23 UTC

Wait... you're going to start mandating on weither or not we can be active or bored?

slapwithpanache December 4 2009, 15:46:45 UTC

Hm? Oh, no, not at all. I don't care if you're bored, so long as I'm not.

shape_da_future December 5 2009, 14:12:50 UTC

Uh... find a more common hobby maybe?

Why not ART!

slapwithpanache December 5 2009, 21:39:36 UTC

[Smack-a-whack.]

I'll keep that in mind once I've spontaneously grown fingers.

the_5th_doll December 4 2009, 22:39:58 UTC

Hmm. I see your point, but smacking anyone you find boring seems a bit much.

slapwithpanache December 5 2009, 03:36:20 UTC

Why, I wouldn't dream of smacking you, Shinku. Don't worry. Only the ones who deserve it.

the_5th_doll December 5 2009, 03:40:44 UTC

I never thought you would.

I also get bored easily, but I make sure to find things to do, like watching television, and relaxing in my tea house.

slapwithpanache December 5 2009, 03:46:54 UTC

Oh, yes, the talking box. If you don't mind my saying so, I'd much rather converse with real people than a box.

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