Comments | slapwithpanache: First Haunt

slapwithpanache

First Haunt

Nov 04, 2009 00:21

Hmm.

There are a few things I think I've learned in my odd hundred years of unlife. The first? It's so dreadfully boring to be cooped up in your mansion all day with no one but a few incompetent servants for company. Faithful family butlers excluded. As for the second . . . Being dreadfully bored is vastly preferable to being kidnapped with ( Read more... )

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big_whoop November 4 2009, 05:37:59 UTC

Uh, I have no idea who Bowser is, but I KIIIIINDA think you might be pointing a finger at the wrong vaguely stereotypical villain here.

slapwithpanache November 4 2009, 05:40:58 UTC

Hmph. Bowser is responsible for everything untowards that has ever happened, or ever will happen in the Mushroom Kingdom. I imagine that after his death, he will resurrect as a Boo simply out of spite to annoy me and continue to pester the generations of Princes and Princesses for years to come.

big_whoop November 4 2009, 06:30:49 UTC

I'll take your word for it. I think you'll find a guy named Baal's at fault in this case, though, Miss Ghost.

slapwithpanache November 4 2009, 06:36:39 UTC

You may address me as Lady Bow, thanks very --

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Hm? You're . . . a human. Like Mario. How peculiar. And I've never heard of any Baal before. Then this isn't Bowser's Castle #X?

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pet_moonrabbit November 4 2009, 06:55:43 UTC

*there's a miniature moon rabbit, (as tall as an average human hand, about?) who looks a little miserable about her predicament... and your shouting*

Y-you don't have to shout that loud...

slapwithpanache November 4 2009, 14:47:45 UTC

Hmm? Who's there? . . .

pet_moonrabbit November 4 2009, 18:18:42 UTC

*wondering whether she even wants to draw the ghost's attention to herself, especially since she's currently not her normal size*

... I'm over here.

*well, it's not like she can't defend herself if it tried to do anything.*

slapwithpanache November 4 2009, 19:01:14 UTC

. . . Goodness.

[In an odd show of solidarity, the ghost shrinks down to Reisen's size. If only to get a good look at her.]

I do apologize; I was behaving under some . . . mistaken impressionss. Although I'm afraid you may need to begin getting accustomed to loud noises if I am to stay here long.

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the_5th_doll November 4 2009, 18:51:04 UTC

*Shinku is walking down the hall when she spots the Ghost.*

Well, I never knew ghosts looked like that.

D-Deja vu? slapwithpanache November 4 2009, 19:02:39 UTC

Oh? Well, not every ghost can be quite as fashionably refined as I, ahahaha!

Maybe, lol the_5th_doll November 4 2009, 19:48:01 UTC

You do have very lovely bow's in your hair. Might you be someone from the high class?

slapwithpanache November 4 2009, 19:57:02 UTC

At least someone knows class when they see it. You assume correctly. I am the Lady Bow, possessing autonomy over the Forever Forest and Gusty Gulch territories of the Boo Sovereignty.

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not_in_windows November 5 2009, 00:15:08 UTC

Even the small fry are talking these days

Who's Bowser?

Deja vu times two! slapwithpanache November 5 2009, 00:24:33 UTC

. . . I've run sheer out of insults by this time. Bowser happens to be a Koopa, styles himself to be the Koopa King. He's certainly the dimmest of the bunch, anyway.

^_^ not_in_windows November 5 2009, 02:24:25 UTC

I have no idea what a Koopa is. Some kind of turtle?

[ooc: Because kappa ~ koopa, right? Well not really, but.]

slapwithpanache November 5 2009, 02:32:57 UTC

Sounds about right. Uglier. And worse fashion sense.

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