10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should be Illegal

[slarti24]

Stole this from some guy on OKCupid, but since he apparently stole it from somebody else I'm not going to try to assign credit for it.

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall

Comments

[teevnus]

Whadda tryin' to do? Tear down the very fabric of our fine society?

Ha ha Funny

[anonymous]

This is so ghey! Bwa ha ha... no actually it's funny. But if the term marriage implies a religious ceremony, then maybe it should be up to the church to decide if two dudes or dames should get married. Regardless, why can't the gov't keep their nose out of our business.

Now -I- think that all state's should endorse the civil union, soley, for tax purposes...

Eh, as the song lyrics go "it's not a black or white world to be alive the colors must swirl... the beauty of gray!"