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Fic: Coitus Ergo Sum

Feb 01, 2004 14:54

Title: Coitus Ergo Sum ( Read more... )

Comments 7

anonymous February 1 2004, 10:46:29 UTC

okay, so... i know that this is supposed to be a humorous story, but... where were the funny parts?

funny parts slash_spam February 3 2004, 00:11:48 UTC

*looks over her story*

*freaks out*

You're RIGHT! They have all gone!! Oh. My. GOD!

*throws her hands in the air and runs blindly in circles...*

The jokes are gone. the jokes are gone. thejokesaregone...

*...until she bumps into Michael and falls flat on her ass*

*Michael comforts her with sex, then points with a smile behind him*

*Oh gazes entranced at the man behind Michael*

*Michael gently directs Oh to look down* [no! not there... that's dirty.]

*Oh notices all the jokes..... who were hidden behind Michael!*

*She hugs them and puts them back into the story with an evil smile on her lips*

Greetings,
Oh

ps: But thanks for the feedback! And if you tell me your email-addy I'm going to send you detailed directions to the jokes next time ; )

porntestpilot May 24 2005, 22:05:36 UTC

Okay, I believe you about Lionel's hair and um, tell me more about the man behind Michael....I need details. What does he do behind him? Does it involve lube?

slash_spam May 26 2005, 02:08:44 UTC

What? No! Never! It involves cookies. yes, the man behind Michael...uhm...feeds him cookies. Yes.

porntestpilot May 26 2005, 06:56:00 UTC

Chocolate Walnut?

slash_spam May 26 2005, 02:50:17 UTC

And yes.. it involves lube *and* ... the gun ; )

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