If I had a nickel for everytime I'd walked in on someone having sex, I'd have some nickels. A modest number, perhaps enough to buy some high end gum (or at least a reasonable amount of cheap ones), but I'd have nickels. The actual act of walking in on someone has ceased to embarrass me in a "oh mah lawd, something in this room is erect" sort of way ( Read more... )

I have just created the single most delicious batch of cookies ever. They are not my recipe, but I didn't fuck them up, which is a great achievement in my book. They're chewy on the inside, wonderfully crispy on the outside, and are shiny and beautiful ( Read more... )

Holy living fuck: I think I may have just passed 3D animation. How is beyond me. I did a project in eight hours that was supposed to have taken five to six weeks. It wasn't great, I freely admit it, but my teacher didn't seem to hate it nearly as much as I did. He just commented that my leg stuck during the kick and the rotation on my hips and ( Read more... )

Hogging.

Ah, yes. Now I remember why I only date girls.

I went out to a party tonight for St. Patty's Day/Birback's Birthday (being the logical decision, since I really, really do need to work on my finals), and got slightly tipsy. You see, they had Irish Creme Liquor. It is damn tasty ( Read more... )

Despite my best intentions, I went and was social tonight. The school had an awesome fair, which all the cool people I love attended. There were back massages, face painting (I found a sticker of a tophat and wore it on my forehead, so I had the guy give me a matching one on the other side, and a fancy mustache to match), caramel apples, gladiator ( Read more... )

I think I must be PMSing, but everything in the world is making me angstry (angst+angry+misspelling I refuse to correct). I'm butthurt about Hillary, my normally wonderful The Week magazine is filled with editorial faggotry that makes me rage, and to top it off, I just found out my friend Sean got kicked out of school and has to leave student ( Read more... )

I WAS HUNGRY AND POOR BUT NOW I AM JUST HUNGRY ( Read more... )

Fuck. FUCK.

It looks like Hillary is somehow going to be the Democratic candidate.

What the fuck, nation? If she pulls out a win, I'm staying home come November, or voting for Nader (or Vader). There's no way in hell I'm going to support that cunt.

I hate you, allergy medication, for your drowsy side effect is so potent I am unable to stay awake for more than six hours at a time. You have fucked up my sleeping schedule, and made me feel so drained of all energy is is becoming nigh impossible to muster the energy to do anything. I go to bed at 4 or 5 in the morning and do not stir for twelve ( Read more... )