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Dec 28, 2005 09:09

Elijah Jordan Jameson.

Elijah Jameson.

ELIJAH AND JENNA FUCKING IN A TREE, K I S S I N G.

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orlisbloom December 28 2005, 14:49:05 UTC
.... *cuts down said tree*

;)

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lijahwood December 28 2005, 14:59:26 UTC
Hey! I was using that!

Well, I was imagining using it. Poor tree.

Isn't she great?! :-)

Clearly I need a ElijahandJenna icon.

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georgewlucasjr December 28 2005, 15:24:47 UTC
I can see several problemls with that scenario.

1. If you were, uh, doing THAT in a tree, who cares if you're k-i-s-s-i-n-g?
2. That has the potential to throw off the next three lines of the rhyme.
3. Having sex in a tree sounds very uncomfortable to me. Wouldn't you get bark or leaves up your ass?

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lijahwood December 28 2005, 16:35:35 UTC
Yes, but George. It's JENNA.

JENNA JAMESON.

Who CARES if you get bark and leaves in various parts...I would do Jenna with a fox, I would do Jenna in a box.

.... Okay, sorry. I get a little carried away. I'd never do such things. She makes me turn RED.

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georgewlucasjr December 30 2005, 10:54:25 UTC
I also forgot the reactions of various tree dwelling animals. The squirrels would throw nuts at you.

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