Things I want to do before I die:

[slavendermenace]

- Be interviewed on Ellen

Comments

[kattygirl]

tell me when the farm is ready...have women...will travel. ;)

[spillogical]

you could sooooo take the Olsennnnnn..ahh!

perfect

[slavendermenace]

that was a great word translation of her workkkk....ahhh!

[razz]

Are you kidding me? You'd kick so much ass in that head-to-head.

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[whats_unspoken]

Be interviewed on Ellen
make out with Ellen's face, while her super-hot-can't-believe-we-got-that-one girl friend makes me blueberry pancakes

Smoke a joint with Ani DiFranco
and then make out with her face

head to head battle with Alix Olsen and try to lose gracefully enough to make out wiht her face afterward

own my own sex shop

make love in the Eiffel Tower elevator at sunset in French with justin's wife because she the most brilliant and blessedly french woman ever

learn fluent French develop chronic bronchitis to make that whole gagging noise sound natural

freestyle (if you freed style, where do you think it would go, really, can you see ugg boots running free in grassy plains?)

beatbox…well

own a self sufficient farm filled with sexy women or just really hard working ones...

backpack all through Guatemala lay on the beach on the east coast of mexico and survive on guacamole and tequila

climb on the back of an Egyptian Sphinx
and live to tell about it. yeehaw!

watch the Bush empire combust in flames like a brush fire