Got any good pet names?

[slavendermenace]

Hit me up with your favorite pet names that make your stomach churn. I am compiling a list! Another GREAT list.

- dumpling muff
- puddn' pop
- pumkin
- pumpkin puddn' pop
- sweetums

Comments

bring on the cheese

[lhiana]

shnooky bear-bear
poopsiekins
shnookums
buttercup
love muffin
pookie

Re: bring on the cheese

[slavendermenace]

how exactly do you pronounce poopsiekins? HA!

Re: bring on the cheese

[lhiana]

Poop-see-kins. Emphasis on the first syllable. ;-)

[ghostofchance]

i wrote a slam poem composed of all terms of affection. it's 2 minutes long.

damn girl

[slavendermenace]

that's a lot of freakn' silly ass names. I would love to hear the poem!

Re: damn girl

[ghostofchance]

heee. i used it for the "new shit" slam last year, or this year?

yep silly's right about that. :)

no particular order

[nerak_g]

shiva
pookie
momo (for moloch)
horatio
shakie
shasha (for shaman)

Re: no particular order

[slavendermenace]

doodle bug
honey bunchkins
love muffin
lady bug
kitten
key lime pie
sugartits
sugardick

Re: no particular order

[kattygirl]

not fair. i use lady bug, too.

and love muffin, but i've moved on... :)

Re: more of them

[nerak_g]

ugly
lump
(two previous cat names: the first; ironic for a white, long haired persian and the second; literal, for a cat who had many lumps, two differently colored eyes and an underbite, if you can imagine)
merengue
fuckface
katze
pup
pussy
mooshy
schatzi

[rainbowrev]

precious.

i worked with this awful woman who named her bulldog precious and constantly talked to him in baby talk. it was sickening.

[slavendermenace]

sounds annoying as hell, but fun to laugh at!

My ex-fiance used

[frogman1975]

"Schnuzzles"