50 things I should never do while attending Hogwarts.

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Funniest thing ever.

In the spirit of this humor, I'm going to create my own "Shan's List" for Hogwarts

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6. Killing myself to have sex with Moaning Myrtle is NEVER an option.
Au contraire, it's always an option ;-)

10. My Crotch is NOT the Womping Willow.
I've heard differently ;-)

12. Wearing "I banged Voldemort's Mom, and all I got was this stupid T-shirt" is NOT acceptable behavior.
Dammit, now I have nothing to wear! Especially with the skyclad rule from the other list.

13. I will not attempt to transfigure Professor Snape into a Hot Goth chick.
He is already