[5 || text ] Pie recipe.

[slavishly]

[ ooc; thanks to the concerns of various muns in the game, I have decided to retcon Nemu's latest post in return for this. My apologies to anyone that I've made uncomfortable with my previous post and I hope this doesn't impact any and all future threads/cr I may have with you!  ]

Mayuri-sama, following the surplus of apples that we have received

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[iceandivory]

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Radioactive recipes.

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[slavishly]

This recipe should be enough to supplement most vitamins and still retain flavor. [ Maybe the flavor of something that could mutate your DNA and make you part jellyfish but that's besides the point! ] I can make some for you to try if you wish.

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[iceandivory]

[TRAUMATIZING INOUE FLASHBACKS.]

No.

That's fine.

But you may want to work with less... acid.

In the future.

[video] ...keywords?

[slavishly]

[ OH THAT COOKING IS TOTALLY DELICIOUS. ]

The acid dilutes all of the dangerous compounds and makes it edible. It also gives it a nice, refreshing yet zesty flavor. [ There is something wrong when a borderline emotionless girl is uses the words zesty and acid in the same sentence when referring to pie. ]

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[ippotsuko]

...I stopped at cyanide. Then I read the rest and it was even more fucking insane.

Are you trying to kill everyone?!

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[slavishly]

I was able to create, test, and eat this recipe and I am perfectly fine. I have remnants if the pie if you wish to see me eat them on this feed. [ She lets him collect that for a minute before answering his question in a more direct way. ] I am not trying to kill everyone.

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[ippotsuko]

How the hell are you okay with eating corrosive acid and fucking antifreeze?!

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[slavishly]

They do not present themselves to have much of a challenge to my body or health. Would you like to see a demonstration? [ Why yes she's about to nom on this properly. ]

[law_of_reason]

...Not bad. Make it immediately.

[slavishly]

Yes, Mayuri-sama. The other people of Adstring do not seem too keen on the flavoring. [ read: they do not like the three kilos of raw uranium. ]

[law_of_reason]

It's their loss. [There's a reason he created her with the same sense of taste and preferences as himself.]

action;

[slavishly]

Yes. I was hoping to distribute some with the observant bacteria you have been making but there are other ways to do this. [ So he can have more to eat? ]

[bunny_flower]

I do not think humans can eat that, Kurotsuchi-fukutaichou.

[slavishly]

The ingredients should counteract each other, Unohana-taichou. Are humans really that fragile?

[ I mean she had some knowledge that they break easily but they can't acid? Damn. ]

[bunny_flower]

I am afraid so. They do not eat non-organic matter,and some organic matter is also toxic to them.

[slavishly]

I see. There is no non-organic matter they can eat? [ Checking for clarification; she sounds somewhat interested and surprised by this revelation. ]

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[idkmybffluke]

[He can't help but chuckle at this.]

Nemu, most of the rest of us can be poisoned and something like this would surely do it. But thank you for sharing.

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[slavishly]

[ The ingredients get hilarious when you realize she's serious! ): ]

I have measured the chemicals properly to the point where it should not poison the average human. [ THREE RAW KILOS OF URANIUM. ]

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[idkmybffluke]

[So he noticed. Now to gently try to dissuade her.]

Should being the key word in that sentence. Humans generally can't handle that kind of radiation and still live.

[Video] keywords...

[slavishly]

[ ... She doesn't really have much to say. ]

I fail to see how a human cannot handle three kilos of granulated uranium when it is counteracted with multiple kilos of splenda. [ JUST AS TOXIC TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT, etc. ]