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[slayer_colleen]

April Fool's Day? Yeah, not my idea of a good time.

I? Was in the body of a black man. Interesting, yes. To say the least. And, apparently, I had some blonde vampire skank in mine. *twitches* I feel violated. Although, she did get me some great leather pants. I fear the credit card statement though.I'm just trying to get my life back to normal,

Comments

[harmony_vamp]

If you think you liked the leather pants? Your boyfriend (assuming your mousy little butt has one) will be so impressed with your new tatoo. It really gives someone as weird as you, like a total chance!

[slayer_colleen]

Tattoo?!?!?!? You GOT ME A TATTOO!!!?????

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

[harmony_vamp]

Come on, it's not like you had anything else going for you. You needed...a little spice.

And who do you think you are talking to me like that, anyway? A slayer or something?

[slayer_colleen]

I have PLENTY of things going for me! For one, I'm not a SKANKY BLONDE VAMPIRE! I'm smart, pretty, fun to be with, witty, and I've got legs that go all the way to the floor my friend.

Yes, you moron, I AM a slayer. God, did they just not care when they sired you?

[slayer_caridad]

I am being free, and being bored as well. We should go be starting some trouble, eh?

[slayer_colleen]

We should. We could go dancing or something...

Or we could go to that one club you told me about the other night...

[slayer_caridad]

The one with the...? Sí, sí.

[slayer_colleen]

Great. I'll wear my leather pants. *g*

Hey, can you do me a favor? The skanky vampire chica said she got me a tattoo somewhere I wouldn't be able to see it.

Would you mind looking for me?