Farewell To A Friend

[slbige]

The following post is fictional but was created from a truly bizarre event that happened over the weekend. The short story is: A salt shaker was broken at a party I was at. The owner of the salt shaker was VERY upset. I'm sure there's a deep story behind why this salt shaker was so important, but I thought it would be funny to write an obituary for

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[anonymous]

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For as tragic of a loss as it was i still cant help but jsut smile. hahahahhehehehehhahahaha