Speaking of monkey's and backs...

Hello? Is this thing on?

I think I just ate some bad potatoes. Very, very bad.

10. Hoosiers (David Anspaugh, 1986) / The Club (Bruce Beresford, 1980) - Greatest Sporting films ever made. It makes playing in team, competitive sports ok for a short period of time, and you forget that most people who do are generally assholes, with issues regarding their own sexualtiy.

9. The Dirty Dozen (Robert Aldrich, 1967)/ Heartbreak ( Read more... )

Okay obscura, b-grade, and guilty pleasure-type movie fans, it's time to hit me.

Top 10 favorite films and why. Points awarded for originality in choice and reason.

I just sat there doing online quizzes like "What kind of pie are you?" (Pecan) "What kind of Lover are you" (Ideal, hahahahahaha yeah for about 10 seconds then it's all "I'm sorry that's never happened to me before") etc, etc for the last 30 minutes ( Read more... )

I was snooping around the old doovies journal, and I found this stats wizard, which I'm sure I did last year, but I figured what the hell, I'll do it again.

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"Being tied up and gagged
and whipped till I'm hurtin'
Making really stupid playsuits
out of really stupid curtains"

If John Candy weren't dead, I bet he'd tell Sarah Jessica Parker to find a rat to gnaw the mole offa her face.

"Were you in the shit?"

"Yeah, I was in the shit."

It really is a terrible movie. What was I thinking?

Oh that's right, I love terrible movies.

I have so much homework to do that I am actually kinda creeped out by it and thus have so far refused to begin. Thank Christ it's Easter (or should I say Thank Christ for dying...and resurrecting himself, not that I give a shit as long as I egt a holiday) and I have a week, that's right, a whole week off. Yesterday in a fit of pure rebellion I sat ( Read more... )