Comments | sleazyd13: I told patsila I would

sleazyd13

I told patsila I would

Jan 22, 2005 20:24

Pick one item from my user info interests and ask me why it's on there. Yes everyone ( Read more... )

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patsila January 22 2005, 18:34:28 UTC

tell me about "hot steamy shower love" babe

1. Who are you? your wifey
2. Are we friends? a little bit ;)
3. When and how did we meet? in 10th grade, I can't remember exactly how
4. Do you have a crush on me? after a little while
5. Would you kiss me? depends on your breath
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Dan, bc your "Dan" and I'm "scientist"
7. Describe me in one word. cranky
8. What was your first impression? "Is that a boy or a girl"
9. Do you still think that way about me now? not now that I've seen your willy
10. What reminds you of me? dog breath
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? a zerbert
12. How well do you know me? better than you know yourself probably
13. When's the last time you saw me? I'm looking at you out of the corner of my eye right now
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Can you tell me now? I have a penis
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? shut up

hot steamy shower love explained sleazyd13 January 22 2005, 18:43:10 UTC

hot steamy shower love refers to my first experience in the AU swimming complex's big group shower and all the interesting Chinese men I met in there.

Re: hot steamy shower love explained patsila January 22 2005, 18:44:30 UTC

oh
=*(

I was hoping it had something it to do with me
=*(

Re: hot steamy shower love explained sleazyd13 January 22 2005, 18:45:21 UTC

It does. Those naked Chinese men taught me everything i know....

Re: hot steamy shower love explained patsila January 22 2005, 18:46:04 UTC

Thread 7

johnnystiletto January 22 2005, 19:29:54 UTC

i see you love indian, chinese, and korean people. what? no love for the japanese people?

wait. my people make really scary tentacle porn. never mind.

sleazyd13 January 22 2005, 19:37:57 UTC

of course Japanese people are my FAVORITE.

I'm just surrounded daily by indian, chinese, and koreans in my closet of an office so at the time of writing my interests, their unique smell was fresh on my mind.

johnnystiletto January 22 2005, 19:45:31 UTC

hahahah. i can't even eat indian food anymore since the time i got naan bread, and it tasted JUST.LIKE.A.FART.

sleazyd13 January 22 2005, 19:38:53 UTC

where can i get some tentacle porn??

Thread 5

avrilincandenza January 23 2005, 08:07:47 UTC

i pick ... nutrition! whyfore said nutrition?

sleazyd13 January 23 2005, 09:48:18 UTC

hmmm...in days of early college life I became interested in working out and what I was eating. Now I'm just interested in what bad things the things I eat are doing to me.

avrilincandenza January 23 2005, 11:53:12 UTC

ah, i see. that's always fun. i like to find out what the chemicals in my food are.

Certain Kids?????? biggg_p January 24 2005, 11:25:08 UTC

1. Who are you? Your annoying sister-in-law ( ... )

Re: Certain Kids?????? sleazyd13 January 25 2005, 04:50:21 UTC

I only like/am interested in certain kids. When a new kid comes along, they have to pass a rigorous test to for me to evaluate if they like me and I like them. Certain factors include: ability to speak/make noise, flow rate of liquids from the nose, stickiness of hands, desire for me to pick them up all the time, photogenecity (if that's even a real word), current weight factored in with whether they want me to pick them up and flip them around a lot, etc... You get the idea.

Don't worry, Dylan falls into the "like" category.

Re: Certain Kids?????? biggg_p January 25 2005, 12:43:28 UTC

Ha ha ha I like that. You know I tend to factor all of those things in too when I am deciding if I will get along with kids. That is cool.