> SS: Examine DECK OF CARDS.

[sleeck]

WEAPON: Cast-iron horse hitcher [♠]
CARD: Ace

WEAPON: Occam's Razor [♠]
CARD: King

WEAPON: Double-edged sword [♠]
CARD: Eight

WEAPON: Bait and switchblade [♠]
CARD: Seven

WEAPON: Saber rattle [♠]
CARD: Four

WEAPON: i guess scottie dogs count [♠]
CARD: Two

WEAPON: Spades key with a bigass hole in it [♠]
CARD: Instructions for playing blackjack