I try to talk to girls but I keep thinking of World War 3.

[sleepaddict]

This year alone:

Broken ipod.
Busted out window.
Lost/stolen glasses.
Stolen coat.

I either need to lay off the sauce or live in a state of constant paranoia with a gun or sword and all my worldly possessions on me at all times.

Comments

[pjharveyrox]

what kind of loser scumbag steals a coat??