I had a dream last night.

I crucified someone.

IN PRISON.

While I was doing it, I said "Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and says 'Can you put me up for the night?'"

Then I said "He also said it doesn't hurt as bad the second time around."

Christmas was pretty damn amazing ( Read more... )

I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I think the song "No Reply At All" by Genesis FUCKING SLAYS ASS.

FOOD NERD ALERT:

I deglazed a pan for the first time today. :)

I've had eight cigarettes in the last week and a half ( Read more... )

Aaaaaaaaaaand the other shoe has dropped.

That didn't take long.

Ya got what ya wanted, but just like the song says, I have to ask: Was it really worth it?

Does anyone else get really melancholy/sad when they're very tired?

Seriously. Answer me.

I can't tell if I'm really down in the dumps again for real, or if I'm just mind-numbingly exhausted and my brain is thinking sad thoughts in an effort to make me go to bed.

I can't wait for Monday ( Read more... )

I think there's something about me that really rubs people the wrong way ( Read more... )

1. Name: Ryan Micheal Dunn ( Read more... )