One day, Robert looked in his mirror and said "Oh my, my hair is tooooo long"
So he flew to the haircut place to get his hair . . . cut.
There he got it cut. It got cut too short, he was sad.
(Insert picture of sad Bobby here)
So, he decided to go all out in the destruction of his hair and wanted to dye it Black. . . and so he did.
OMG!!!!!1111
People were outraged at the thought of me cutting my hair. Let alone altering it's colour.
But I went ahead and did it.
So what'cha gonna say about that?
(me looking stupid)
Fin
Boy, that went no were quick.
Feel free to make fun.