So, I met Orlando at a partay last night....

[sleepin24o7]

... and he was soooo checkin me out, you bitches got nothing!

And that will only be funny to like the 2 people who actually watched that video and thus get the joke. lol BUT IT HAS RELEVANCE!

You see this past weekend I was in NYC visiting my buddy from undergrad (wow it's weird to say that) Lauren. Anyway Lauren has the ideal NYC life. Tiny ass

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[summarizersale]

Eat shit and die bitch, you don't know Orlando! He's the new Fanboy #12!

[sleepin24o7]

If that's true than what's his favorite vegetable? Huh? HUH??!?!

[summarizersale]

Um....human flesh? Ice cream? I...I...I...

*Starts sobbing* You're mean!

[ready_for_you]

In an interview I read Orlando likes broccoli best! Eat shit and die!!!!!! MINGERS. (resolve face)