Feb. 2004 ( Read more... )

Bad news. Both of my tax checks cleared sooner than expected. That means I am flat broke until next friday (not this friday). It really is quite pathetic. I think this is just a temporary phase, once this passes I will be able to start building back up again. Technically I am not in debt right now. I have over drawn a few times and they have taken ( Read more... )

I'm not sure where i was going with that ( Read more... )

I heard a lot of things on the radio this morning about illegal immigration and what-not. Apparently in Mexico on the first Monday of May the are having a "No Gringo Day". In which they don't do anything traditionalLy American. This is in protest to our national policy of not wanting illegal immigrants to get jobs and stay here. They are also ( Read more... )

Anybody remember that Awesome movie Tombstone? Where Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday made Tuberculosis sexy? If you do you may also remember a little interaction between Doc Holliday and Johnny Ringo in which they speak latin. They really were speaking latin, and it was to cool of a conversation not to be translated (by someone else) and reprinted here ( Read more... )

It's Christmas and there is a big chess tournament being held in a fancy hotel. The hotel manager is standing in the lobby with the busboy watching all the players who are staying in the hotel. They are all talking about their strategies and how many tournaments they've won, really bragging and carrying on. So the manager turns to the busboy and ( Read more... )

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!! I ASKED A QUESTION!! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU ALL THINK!?!?!

I don't hate children, and they don't scare me. However I see in them what I hate most about humanity. They are stupid, selfish, short tempered, spoiled, brutish and vulgar. And as with any person I meet with all these qualities I can hardly help but give them the same sarcastic treatment ( Read more... )

"In regards to another sharp comment at work, Jessica asked if I'm trying to get fired ( Read more... )

So, really for Mikes sake I am re-posting the link to my feudal Japan quiz ( Read more... )