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[envydia]

durarara. izaya/shizuo. pg15. 342 words.
warnings: implied sexual content, violence, copious swearing, izaya and shizzy being generally abusive towards eachother BUT THAT'S NORMAL FOR THIS FANDOM LMAO
also this is the closest i think i can get to writing smut. let your ~imagination fill in the blanks or... w-whatever.

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[shizzy]

SDKJHKLSJADLKJLKSANJKLSALKDKLSAJKLKDS
OMG OMG OMG LKSAJLKJSADLK /dead

[envydia]

I KILLED YOU WITH ITS AWFULNESS DIDN'T I

[shizzy]

NO WITH IT'S AMAZING AWESOMENESS

[envydia]

LIES AND THE REVERSE OF SLANDER!