I had an epic dream that a demon lord wanted me to plan his wedding. I was in tight with the demons and somehow escaped enslavement as their kind invaded. At some point there was a succubus harem of shiny eyed sex slaves, and the less attractive ones were transmuted into naga (women with snake bodies). For some reason I insisted on having the ( Read more... )

I went to a fucking awesome party with Kayla and Wafa last night. It was a crazy go nuts prototypically portland affair. A huge house in NE. Homebrew beer for 2$ from the guerrilla public house, Captured by porches. Kids were spilling out into the street, there was a utterly packed to the point of near moshpit dance floor/living room, and some ( Read more... )

I got a job!! Tomorrow, I start babysitting for a family up by Alberta. It's a bit of a schlep, but the family is fantabulous, understanding, and relaxed. I might start babysitting for other children in the neighborhood as well, for 6$ a hour per kid (3 kids..18$ a hour, under the table). The child is a very cool 3.5 year old girl, and the mom ( Read more... )

Last night I lost my karaoke virginity to Thank you For Being a Friend (golden girls theme) at Suki's. Luckily I was very, very drunk and had back up dancers (kayla, aurora, and Margaret).

Jonas and I have been boyfriend/girlfriend for one year as of today, the 18th. Fucking weird. Totally awesome and I love him to pieces, but its still weird to think about. I've become a monogamy person (but god bless the makeout clause) somehow. I'm letting things be comfortable and familiar. And safe. I might remember how fun it was to be ( Read more... )

Oregon is turning me into a bumpkin, not a hick/redneck or anything, but I am way to used to everyone being friendly and nice. It took me about a year to get used to, and now people (not everyone, but enough people) outside of Oregon seem so gruff and mean to me. I was in philly for nye and people seemed so closed off. Granted, I was hammered ( Read more... )

I'm going to see Evil Dead the Musical at 8:00 today. I've wanted to see this since it started in Toronto years ago. I tried to convince my family to sit in the splatter zone but they weren't down.

My hair is ridiculously, retardedly sexy right now. My mom took me to a salon, not a barbershop or hairdresser, but a fucking salon with appointments n' shit. I had to fill out a little questionnaire before they started working with me, and the last question was "What was your impression of our Salon when you first came in?" To which I wrote " ( Read more... )

ugh, been working on a paper since about 2, with a two hour break for dinner at the Tortoise (FINALLY had a beer at the tortoise, that place taunted me with its promise of alcohol for two years). I need to take a cab home, but I think my phone is dead so I get to see which greasy icky payphoen works. They usually get trashed by fratboys pretty ( Read more... )

The halloween party was fucking great.  I fucking rocked Meg Griffin but there were lots of other awesome costumes too.  There was a nipple pasty mermaid (continuing the tradition of boobs at the halloween party), and roger told me he was wearing a cockring. Our kitchen was so packed you had to push your way through (kitchen always seems to be a ( Read more... )