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If I were a month I would be: august
If I were a day of the week I would be: thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: 4:20
If I were a planet I would be: venus
If I were a sea animal I would be: a tuna
If I were a direction I would be: right
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: sectional in a tour bus lounge
If I were a liquid I would be: hot lava
If I were a stone, I would be: uhhh fuck my ass
If I were a tree, I would be: oak
If I were a bird, I would be: a finch
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: lily of the valley
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a cool april day with sun and scattered showers
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: goddess of too much pride
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a piano
If I were an animal, I would be: giraffe
If I were a color, I would be: light greyish cyan
If I were an emotion, I would be: worry
If I were a vegetable, I would be: potato
If I were a sound, I would be: a fart
If I were an element, I would be: iron
If I were a car, I would be: my dad's mercedes when i was 4
If I were a song, I would be: the one on some commercial me and lexi cant remember
If I were a book, I would be written by: dostoyevsky
If I were a food, I would be: lime shrimp ramen
If I were a place, I would be: a bowling alley with lots of little dogs
If I were a material, I would be: vaginal skin
If I were a taste, I would be: subtley tart
If I were a scent, I would be: pepper
If I were a religion, I would be: sikh
If I were a body part I would be: hand
If I were a facial expression I would be: straight face while bullshitting
If I were a subject in school I would be: health
If I were a cartoon character I would be: strong sad
If I were a shape I would be: diamond
If I were a number I would be: two