a conversation...
i know this is long...but whatever. :) i <3 you sheevs!!!
ChevyontheBeach: guess what! walker asked megs out today to be his girlfriend and she said yes! hahahaa! they're gonna get married!
sleepyhead72986: awwwww
sleepyhead72986: how cute
ChevyontheBeach: i know! its so precious
sleepyhead72986: at disneyland
ChevyontheBeach: they went to disneyland
ChevyontheBeach: haha you knew
sleepyhead72986: omg
ChevyontheBeach: you're brilliant
sleepyhead72986: yeah you told me
sleepyhead72986: lol
sleepyhead72986: during fireworks or something i bet
ChevyontheBeach: coool sorry i'm so excited
ChevyontheBeach: yup!
sleepyhead72986: lol
ChevyontheBeach: whatcha up to?
sleepyhead72986: awww now i'm jealous
sleepyhead72986: nothing much
ChevyontheBeach: me too!
sleepyhead72986: just finished watching braveheart
ChevyontheBeach: i'm like damnnnnit you met this great guy and i suck
ChevyontheBeach: never saw that movie!
sleepyhead72986: it's actually pretty good
ChevyontheBeach: cool i'll see it one time
sleepyhead72986: so did you go to disneyland
ChevyontheBeach: no it rained!
ChevyontheBeach: and cathy was like "oh hellllll no am i going in the rain"
sleepyhead72986: lolll
sleepyhead72986: it's actually really fun in the rain
ChevyontheBeach: so i was like "oh hellllllll no am i gonna be a third wheel with megs anad walker"
sleepyhead72986: oh yeah
sleepyhead72986: good call there
ChevyontheBeach: yeah i wanted to go but no third wheel for me hahaa
sleepyhead72986: funny story...
ChevyontheBeach: yeah totallY!
sleepyhead72986: one of my best friends ever...
sleepyhead72986: who has a bf
ChevyontheBeach: yeah
ChevyontheBeach: lucky girl
ChevyontheBeach: hahaha
sleepyhead72986: called me up last night and was like "wanna go to disneyland?
sleepyhead72986: with her bf
sleepyhead72986: and a friend
sleepyhead72986: who also has a bf
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sleepyhead72986: and NO ONE ELSE
ChevyontheBeach: OMG
ChevyontheBeach: OMG
sleepyhead72986: i'm like
sleepyhead72986: um
ChevyontheBeach: NOOOOO
sleepyhead72986: NO
sleepyhead72986: i love you...
ChevyontheBeach: YOU'RE LIKE "LEMME THINK ABOUT THIS..NO!"
sleepyhead72986: but NO
ChevyontheBeach: i love you more!
sleepyhead72986: lollll exactly
ChevyontheBeach: but no way woman!
sleepyhead72986: lol xooxoxoxo
ChevyontheBeach: no way in hell
ChevyontheBeach: make me a third wheel to the power of two FUCK NO!
sleepyhead72986: i'm like...why are you even putting me in the position of saying no to you
ChevyontheBeach: HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA
ChevyontheBeach: SERIOUSLY!
ChevyontheBeach: I'D BE LIKE "I LOVE YOU BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING???????"
sleepyhead72986: lol
sleepyhead72986: i was nice enough
sleepyhead72986: i was like let me think about it
sleepyhead72986: hung up
ChevyontheBeach: HAHHAHAH goood move
ChevyontheBeach: HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
sleepyhead72986: called her two hours later
ChevyontheBeach: LMAO!
sleepyhead72986: and said NO
sleepyhead72986: lollllllllllllllllll
ChevyontheBeach: OH DUDE THAT'S HILARIOUSSS
sleepyhead72986: it was!
sleepyhead72986: i was like asdjfajsdklfjalsdkjf i can't handle this
ChevyontheBeach: ROTFLMMAO! (ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS OFF!!!)
sleepyhead72986: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ChevyontheBeach: DUDE YOU ROCK THAT'S HILARIOUS!
sleepyhead72986: i swear though...who DOES that?
sleepyhead72986: who invites a fifth wheel? can you saw awkwardness times a million?
ChevyontheBeach: i dunno! megs was like "but you havvvvve to go it was your idea!!!" and i was like "third wheel at 9am in the morning till midnight, and he's gonna be your boyfriend in a few hours, hmmmmmmmm no!!!
sleepyhead72986: i know
sleepyhead72986: it's like i don't have to be a freaking genius to realize that this equation equals no fun for me at all for the whole entire day!!
ChevyontheBeach: JEEEEZ PPL SERIOUSLY!!!!! IT WOULD BE SOOOOO WEIRD FOR YOU!!! AND UNCOMFORTABLE
ChevyontheBeach: ESPECIALLY WITH MORE THAN ONE COUPLE!!!
sleepyhead72986: they would be like oops i have to stop making out
sleepyhead72986: and talk to shannon
ChevyontheBeach: THAT'S JUST EVIL! PLAIN EVIL!
sleepyhead72986: and then...find some way to start making out again
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
ChevyontheBeach: OMG THAT'S GOING INTO MY PROFILE!!!
sleepyhead72986: LOL
sleepyhead72986: i swear i'm saving this whole convo
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU ROCK!
sleepyhead72986: because i finally found someone who understands my plight
sleepyhead72986: because...i repeat...WHO DOES THAT
ChevyontheBeach: OH TRUST ME I UNDERSTAND! ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GETTING BFS BUT ME I CAN JUST SEE THEM INVITING ME TO BE THE THIRD WHEEL!
ChevyontheBeach: I DUNNO! ITS INSANE!
sleepyhead72986: and i swear everyone everyone EVERYONE is getting hooked up with someone
ChevyontheBeach: YEAH! OMG YOU KNOW IT TOO!!! EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IS HOOKING UP!!!!
sleepyhead72986: it's like in the air!
sleepyhead72986: except for the air around MY head!
ChevyontheBeach: YEAH AND LIKE WE CAN'T BREATHE IT INTO OUR LUNGS CUZ WE HAVE A DEFECT!
sleepyhead72986: LOL i know!!
sleepyhead72986: we have a gene that PREVENTS the breathing of love air
sleepyhead72986: that detects it...and then says NOOOOOO cannot breathe THAT air
ChevyontheBeach: geeeez it sucks for us!! exactly we have a defect!! a genetic defect!
ChevyontheBeach: evil evil defect!!!!
sleepyhead72986: we should isolate the gene...and then kill it
ChevyontheBeach: it doesn't matter what we do everyone around us hooks up its a CURSE!!!
ChevyontheBeach: OMG I'M SOO WITH YOU
sleepyhead72986: ORRRR
ChevyontheBeach: WHEN DO YOU WANNA KILL IT?
sleepyhead72986: insert it into ppl WHO INVITE US TO BE THEIR THIRD/FIFTH WHEEL
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
sleepyhead72986: and then...when they have no bf/gf...invite them as a third wheel!!
ChevyontheBeach: OMGOMGOGMGOGMGOM SHANNON YOU ARE BRILLIANTLY EVIL!!!!
sleepyhead72986: watch them squirm!!!!!
sleepyhead72986: think of lame reasons to get out of it!!!
ChevyontheBeach: I NEVER KNEW THE EXTENT OF YOUR EVILNESSS!! ITS BLOODLY BRILLIANT!!!!!!
ChevyontheBeach: hahahhahahahahahhahahhaa
sleepyhead72986: because you know you sit there thinking...how the HELL do i get out of this one without saying I DON'T WANT TO BE A THIRD WHEEL
ChevyontheBeach: lmao!!!!!
ChevyontheBeach: I KNOW!!!!!!1
ChevyontheBeach: YOU GET PUT INTO A WEIRD POSITION LIKE I TOLD MEGS "um no i don't want to be a third wheel and she was like "you won't be!!" and i'm thinking "how the fuck would i not be a third wheel!! i'm going with you and your BOYFRIEND!!!!!!
sleepyhead72986: i know!!!
sleepyhead72986: it's like 2 plus 2 equals 4
ChevyontheBeach: dude we have to get guys
sleepyhead72986: girl plus boy equals pair that excludes everyone else
ChevyontheBeach: its about time no more third wheel buisness
sleepyhead72986: i know
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ChevyontheBeach: YOU KNOW YOUR MATH!
sleepyhead72986: lolllll
sleepyhead72986: not even
sleepyhead72986: i'm just smarter than these ppl who are in love and aren't thinking straight
ChevyontheBeach: EXACTLY i think they sign a contract when they get bf's to keep inviting third wheels to make them feel good about not being a third wheel anymore
ChevyontheBeach: its a vicious cycle
sleepyhead72986: we must break it
ChevyontheBeach: i'm with you!
ChevyontheBeach: megs called she's telling me about today
sleepyhead72986: did they make out the whole time
ChevyontheBeach: hahahhahahahahaha prob
ChevyontheBeach: he asked for her ring
ChevyontheBeach: they were on a bridge
sleepyhead72986: her ring??
sleepyhead72986: what ring
ChevyontheBeach: and he was like this was the best christmas break ever
ChevyontheBeach: a ring
ChevyontheBeach: you really are my angel
ChevyontheBeach: he said
sleepyhead72986: what is this ring thing
ChevyontheBeach: and he went down on his knee
ChevyontheBeach: and gave her a ring
sleepyhead72986: OMG
sleepyhead72986: no
sleepyhead72986: way
ChevyontheBeach: yes
sleepyhead72986: why
sleepyhead72986: the
sleepyhead72986: hell
ChevyontheBeach: i dunno
sleepyhead72986: are
ChevyontheBeach: after fireworks
sleepyhead72986: ppl
sleepyhead72986: so
sleepyhead72986: retarded
ChevyontheBeach: i know!
sleepyhead72986: that's the other deal with these ppl
sleepyhead72986: they're just THROWING rings around
ChevyontheBeach: I KNOW!
sleepyhead72986: here's a promise ring...
ChevyontheBeach: WTF!!!!!!!!
sleepyhead72986: here's my class ring
sleepyhead72986: what's with all the RINGS?????
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
ChevyontheBeach: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ChevyontheBeach: DUDE HOW SICKENING
sleepyhead72986: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
ChevyontheBeach: awwww the gayness of it all!
sleepyhead72986: i swear!
ChevyontheBeach: cathy was like "what!!?!?! he's gonna get down on one knee!! i would be like 'what the fuck are you doing!!!!!!!! get up!!!"
sleepyhead72986: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
sleepyhead72986: i knowwwwww
sleepyhead72986: i would be like we're GOING OUT not GETTING MARRIED
sleepyhead72986: there's a DIFFERENCE
ChevyontheBeach: lmao!!!!!!!!!
ChevyontheBeach: there's a very very very big difference!
sleepyhead72986: and there's NO RING when we're just going out!!
ChevyontheBeach: dude face it, we're bitter bitches who are alone cuz of a defected gay gene
sleepyhead72986: i know
sleepyhead72986: but
ChevyontheBeach: i know!!!!!!!!!!
ChevyontheBeach: AND IT WAS HER RING
ChevyontheBeach: HE ASKED FOR HER RING
sleepyhead72986: alskdjflkasdjfklsjdf?????????????
ChevyontheBeach: HDSFFLKSDFLKDSJFLDSJ
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
ChevyontheBeach: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sleepyhead72986: lolllllllll
ChevyontheBeach: dude! ahhHHHH
sleepyhead72986: but hey what else are we going to do
sleepyhead72986: bitterness is the only option until we get rid of the gene
ChevyontheBeach: hahahah exactly!
sleepyhead72986: i'm so glad i found someone who understands
sleepyhead72986: and who doesn't think i'm a raving madwoman
ChevyontheBeach: hahahha totally! same here!
<2 AM convo.>
ChevyontheBeach: guess what! walker asked megs out today to be his girlfriend and she said yes! hahahaa! they're gonna get married!
sleepyhead72986: awwwww
sleepyhead72986: how cute
ChevyontheBeach: i know! its so precious
sleepyhead72986: at disneyland
ChevyontheBeach: they went to disneyland
ChevyontheBeach: haha you knew
sleepyhead72986: omg
ChevyontheBeach: you're brilliant
sleepyhead72986: yeah you told me
sleepyhead72986: lol
sleepyhead72986: during fireworks or something i bet
ChevyontheBeach: coool sorry i'm so excited
ChevyontheBeach: yup!
sleepyhead72986: lol
ChevyontheBeach: whatcha up to?
sleepyhead72986: awww now i'm jealous
sleepyhead72986: nothing much
ChevyontheBeach: me too!
sleepyhead72986: just finished watching braveheart
ChevyontheBeach: i'm like damnnnnit you met this great guy and i suck
ChevyontheBeach: never saw that movie!
sleepyhead72986: it's actually pretty good
ChevyontheBeach: cool i'll see it one time
sleepyhead72986: so did you go to disneyland
ChevyontheBeach: no it rained!
ChevyontheBeach: and cathy was like "oh hellllll no am i going in the rain"
sleepyhead72986: lolll
sleepyhead72986: it's actually really fun in the rain
ChevyontheBeach: so i was like "oh hellllllll no am i gonna be a third wheel with megs anad walker"
sleepyhead72986: oh yeah
sleepyhead72986: good call there
ChevyontheBeach: yeah i wanted to go but no third wheel for me hahaa
sleepyhead72986: funny story...
ChevyontheBeach: yeah totallY!
sleepyhead72986: one of my best friends ever...
sleepyhead72986: who has a bf
ChevyontheBeach: yeah
ChevyontheBeach: lucky girl
ChevyontheBeach: hahaha
sleepyhead72986: called me up last night and was like "wanna go to disneyland?
sleepyhead72986: with her bf
sleepyhead72986: and a friend
sleepyhead72986: who also has a bf
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sleepyhead72986: and NO ONE ELSE
ChevyontheBeach: OMG
ChevyontheBeach: OMG
sleepyhead72986: i'm like
sleepyhead72986: um
ChevyontheBeach: NOOOOO
sleepyhead72986: NO
sleepyhead72986: i love you...
ChevyontheBeach: YOU'RE LIKE "LEMME THINK ABOUT THIS..NO!"
sleepyhead72986: but NO
ChevyontheBeach: i love you more!
sleepyhead72986: lollll exactly
ChevyontheBeach: but no way woman!
sleepyhead72986: lol xooxoxoxo
ChevyontheBeach: no way in hell
ChevyontheBeach: make me a third wheel to the power of two FUCK NO!
sleepyhead72986: i'm like...why are you even putting me in the position of saying no to you
ChevyontheBeach: HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA
ChevyontheBeach: SERIOUSLY!
ChevyontheBeach: I'D BE LIKE "I LOVE YOU BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING???????"
sleepyhead72986: lol
sleepyhead72986: i was nice enough
sleepyhead72986: i was like let me think about it
sleepyhead72986: hung up
ChevyontheBeach: HAHHAHAH goood move
ChevyontheBeach: HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
sleepyhead72986: called her two hours later
ChevyontheBeach: LMAO!
sleepyhead72986: and said NO
sleepyhead72986: lollllllllllllllllll
ChevyontheBeach: OH DUDE THAT'S HILARIOUSSS
sleepyhead72986: it was!
sleepyhead72986: i was like asdjfajsdklfjalsdkjf i can't handle this
ChevyontheBeach: ROTFLMMAO! (ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS OFF!!!)
sleepyhead72986: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ChevyontheBeach: DUDE YOU ROCK THAT'S HILARIOUS!
sleepyhead72986: i swear though...who DOES that?
sleepyhead72986: who invites a fifth wheel? can you saw awkwardness times a million?
ChevyontheBeach: i dunno! megs was like "but you havvvvve to go it was your idea!!!" and i was like "third wheel at 9am in the morning till midnight, and he's gonna be your boyfriend in a few hours, hmmmmmmmm no!!!
sleepyhead72986: i know
sleepyhead72986: it's like i don't have to be a freaking genius to realize that this equation equals no fun for me at all for the whole entire day!!
ChevyontheBeach: JEEEEZ PPL SERIOUSLY!!!!! IT WOULD BE SOOOOO WEIRD FOR YOU!!! AND UNCOMFORTABLE
ChevyontheBeach: ESPECIALLY WITH MORE THAN ONE COUPLE!!!
sleepyhead72986: they would be like oops i have to stop making out
sleepyhead72986: and talk to shannon
ChevyontheBeach: THAT'S JUST EVIL! PLAIN EVIL!
sleepyhead72986: and then...find some way to start making out again
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
ChevyontheBeach: OMG THAT'S GOING INTO MY PROFILE!!!
sleepyhead72986: LOL
sleepyhead72986: i swear i'm saving this whole convo
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU ROCK!
sleepyhead72986: because i finally found someone who understands my plight
sleepyhead72986: because...i repeat...WHO DOES THAT
ChevyontheBeach: OH TRUST ME I UNDERSTAND! ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GETTING BFS BUT ME I CAN JUST SEE THEM INVITING ME TO BE THE THIRD WHEEL!
ChevyontheBeach: I DUNNO! ITS INSANE!
sleepyhead72986: and i swear everyone everyone EVERYONE is getting hooked up with someone
ChevyontheBeach: YEAH! OMG YOU KNOW IT TOO!!! EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IS HOOKING UP!!!!
sleepyhead72986: it's like in the air!
sleepyhead72986: except for the air around MY head!
ChevyontheBeach: YEAH AND LIKE WE CAN'T BREATHE IT INTO OUR LUNGS CUZ WE HAVE A DEFECT!
sleepyhead72986: LOL i know!!
sleepyhead72986: we have a gene that PREVENTS the breathing of love air
sleepyhead72986: that detects it...and then says NOOOOOO cannot breathe THAT air
ChevyontheBeach: geeeez it sucks for us!! exactly we have a defect!! a genetic defect!
ChevyontheBeach: evil evil defect!!!!
sleepyhead72986: we should isolate the gene...and then kill it
ChevyontheBeach: it doesn't matter what we do everyone around us hooks up its a CURSE!!!
ChevyontheBeach: OMG I'M SOO WITH YOU
sleepyhead72986: ORRRR
ChevyontheBeach: WHEN DO YOU WANNA KILL IT?
sleepyhead72986: insert it into ppl WHO INVITE US TO BE THEIR THIRD/FIFTH WHEEL
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
sleepyhead72986: and then...when they have no bf/gf...invite them as a third wheel!!
ChevyontheBeach: OMGOMGOGMGOGMGOM SHANNON YOU ARE BRILLIANTLY EVIL!!!!
sleepyhead72986: watch them squirm!!!!!
sleepyhead72986: think of lame reasons to get out of it!!!
ChevyontheBeach: I NEVER KNEW THE EXTENT OF YOUR EVILNESSS!! ITS BLOODLY BRILLIANT!!!!!!
ChevyontheBeach: hahahhahahahahahhahahhaa
sleepyhead72986: because you know you sit there thinking...how the HELL do i get out of this one without saying I DON'T WANT TO BE A THIRD WHEEL
ChevyontheBeach: lmao!!!!!
ChevyontheBeach: I KNOW!!!!!!1
ChevyontheBeach: YOU GET PUT INTO A WEIRD POSITION LIKE I TOLD MEGS "um no i don't want to be a third wheel and she was like "you won't be!!" and i'm thinking "how the fuck would i not be a third wheel!! i'm going with you and your BOYFRIEND!!!!!!
sleepyhead72986: i know!!!
sleepyhead72986: it's like 2 plus 2 equals 4
ChevyontheBeach: dude we have to get guys
sleepyhead72986: girl plus boy equals pair that excludes everyone else
ChevyontheBeach: its about time no more third wheel buisness
sleepyhead72986: i know
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ChevyontheBeach: YOU KNOW YOUR MATH!
sleepyhead72986: lolllll
sleepyhead72986: not even
sleepyhead72986: i'm just smarter than these ppl who are in love and aren't thinking straight
ChevyontheBeach: EXACTLY i think they sign a contract when they get bf's to keep inviting third wheels to make them feel good about not being a third wheel anymore
ChevyontheBeach: its a vicious cycle
sleepyhead72986: we must break it
ChevyontheBeach: i'm with you!
ChevyontheBeach: megs called she's telling me about today
sleepyhead72986: did they make out the whole time
ChevyontheBeach: hahahhahahahahaha prob
ChevyontheBeach: he asked for her ring
ChevyontheBeach: they were on a bridge
sleepyhead72986: her ring??
sleepyhead72986: what ring
ChevyontheBeach: and he was like this was the best christmas break ever
ChevyontheBeach: a ring
ChevyontheBeach: you really are my angel
ChevyontheBeach: he said
sleepyhead72986: what is this ring thing
ChevyontheBeach: and he went down on his knee
ChevyontheBeach: and gave her a ring
sleepyhead72986: OMG
sleepyhead72986: no
sleepyhead72986: way
ChevyontheBeach: yes
sleepyhead72986: why
sleepyhead72986: the
sleepyhead72986: hell
ChevyontheBeach: i dunno
sleepyhead72986: are
ChevyontheBeach: after fireworks
sleepyhead72986: ppl
sleepyhead72986: so
sleepyhead72986: retarded
ChevyontheBeach: i know!
sleepyhead72986: that's the other deal with these ppl
sleepyhead72986: they're just THROWING rings around
ChevyontheBeach: I KNOW!
sleepyhead72986: here's a promise ring...
ChevyontheBeach: WTF!!!!!!!!
sleepyhead72986: here's my class ring
sleepyhead72986: what's with all the RINGS?????
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
ChevyontheBeach: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ChevyontheBeach: DUDE HOW SICKENING
sleepyhead72986: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
ChevyontheBeach: awwww the gayness of it all!
sleepyhead72986: i swear!
ChevyontheBeach: cathy was like "what!!?!?! he's gonna get down on one knee!! i would be like 'what the fuck are you doing!!!!!!!! get up!!!"
sleepyhead72986: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
sleepyhead72986: i knowwwwww
sleepyhead72986: i would be like we're GOING OUT not GETTING MARRIED
sleepyhead72986: there's a DIFFERENCE
ChevyontheBeach: lmao!!!!!!!!!
ChevyontheBeach: there's a very very very big difference!
sleepyhead72986: and there's NO RING when we're just going out!!
ChevyontheBeach: dude face it, we're bitter bitches who are alone cuz of a defected gay gene
sleepyhead72986: i know
sleepyhead72986: but
ChevyontheBeach: i know!!!!!!!!!!
ChevyontheBeach: AND IT WAS HER RING
ChevyontheBeach: HE ASKED FOR HER RING
sleepyhead72986: alskdjflkasdjfklsjdf?????????????
ChevyontheBeach: HDSFFLKSDFLKDSJFLDSJ
ChevyontheBeach: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
ChevyontheBeach: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sleepyhead72986: lolllllllll
ChevyontheBeach: dude! ahhHHHH
sleepyhead72986: but hey what else are we going to do
sleepyhead72986: bitterness is the only option until we get rid of the gene
ChevyontheBeach: hahahah exactly!
sleepyhead72986: i'm so glad i found someone who understands
sleepyhead72986: and who doesn't think i'm a raving madwoman
ChevyontheBeach: hahahha totally! same here!
<2 AM convo.>