A List of Things to Note:

1) Annie's new bed makes people show their butts.
2) Christmas shopping is hard.
3) I love the girls I nanny for more than anyone should be able to love kids they are not related too.
4) I want to study out of the country
5) I have the greatest friends ever.

I just licked my cat's nose.

I woke up this morning so cold, that I actually debated whether or not it was possible to freeze to death under a down comforter. My cats lay motionless on either side of me, their eyes saying "I dare you, I just dare you to move giant radiator" and I knew that if I moved they might claw my eyes out ( Read more... )

Relationships are the only thing I've ever been really good at. I don't mean dating ( Read more... )

I think the main difference between being single in the winter and being coupled in the winter is that when you're single in the winter all your couple friends go into, like, hibernation. They don't come out dancing. They don't go get drinks. They don't come to your parties. They don't want to tag along for shopping, or dinner, or coffee. ( Read more... )

I took my little kitty (who is not so little anymore) to get fixed today. He was very upset about the car rides, but I don't think he notices that his balls are gone ( Read more... )

I hate to talk about stuff like this in a blog, because it just seems so silly... buutttttttt ( Read more... )

I ate a peice of gum off of my floor.

I don't know where it came from.
I don't know how long it had been there.
I don't know why I did.

But it was some damn good gum.

A little bit of gratitude goes a long long way with me ( Read more... )

I'm on my last day of antibiotics and the large cylinder lump of pus has still not left my arm ( Read more... )