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gurglesnap April 3 2004, 17:03:32 UTC
I haven't thrown up since grade school, which was at least 18 years ago. Then I had some general tzo's chicken one night a couple years ago and dry heaved into the toilet for about five minutes. A bunch of weird stuff came out. It sorta seemed like little bits of the skin or sauce or something, but it wasn't really vomit, per se. So I'm pretty sure my record still stands.

When I touch my cheek against my shoulder I have to wonder, "Is that the hair from my face that's all pointy? Or is it the hair from my shoulders? Or am I lying in sand?? Oh my god, help me! Help me, someone!!!"

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