just bored at work, so stop reading my journal. seriously, please leave.

you guys, have you heard this?............eating peanut butter through your butthole is the new pot! I heard that shit will fuck you up like chrystal meth or some shit. That shit is on some new sort of tip. I urge you to try it! It's cheaper than pot, plus it is twice as nutritious (for all of you protien starved vegans out there).

I hung out with my friends all weekend! We had the best time ever (they are so punk and you don't know them so it wouldn't make any sense to tell you who they are) All of the sudden a space ship came so we got on it and it took us to a cranberry juice tree. Underdog was playing from the flowers. We drank the juice and had the best time ever. We ( Read more... )

When I Die Burry Me Deep,
Put My Bike At My Feet,
Strap A Helmet To My Head,
So I Can Ride When I'm Dead.

By "you", I mean Libby! (See Below). Fuck. Shut up, it was early.

Blah, Live journal is exhausting. Are you working tonight? You usually are on wednesdays, right? There's gunna be some drama on the OC tonight! hOLY SHit, we havn't hung out in a long time! Tell Jamil, what's the word/Word UP! Holy crap........I have a halarious story about that song!....Listen Up.....When we were driving out of NYC, That ( Read more... )

eating stale oatmeal. beat that.
Ate homemade sloppy joes last night.
There is not a food more delicious in the history of the entire world.
Fuck the Power-Point!

Why in the crap did two record stores go out of business on Nubes the only time that I really needed a record?!......It's cool ( Read more... )

the rural recharge is similar to the suburbian recharge, only without all of the excitement and with a lot more trees. If you havn't tried it, you must. It is so hot right now ( Read more... )

Being lactose intolerant is the coolest! Drinking real milk is for chump-ass pussies!

This weekend I got some lactaid pills and then ate some ice cream....only I didn't take enough........All I have to say is.......HOLY CRAP!

I want ice cream so bad.