The Long-Promised "Saucy" Poll

[sleestak]

To avoid offending anyone's delicate sensibilities, I hereby invite everyone to participate in the poll...

Comments

[sammyh]

The "nakedness and an expedition team" one has this oddly poetic timbre to it. Kind of the "and miles to go before I sleep" of badly-translated porn captions.

I know what a donkey punch is, therefore I was tempted, but anything that involves the name "Danza" HAS to win.

[sleestak]

Your post has inspired me to "write" an entire poem using Engrish porn descriptions. In all sincerity, the joy they give me far exceeds the dirty pictures to which they're linked.

I had no idea what ANY of those acts were. I came across them seeking out an explanation of the phrase "Dirty Sanchez", and frankly I was better off swimming in my own ignorance.

[_wizzard_]

It puts on the apron directly on the bare skin. This made me think of Buffalo Bill.

[sleestak]

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking about when I read that. Creeeeeeepy.

[la_sonnambula]

distubing

I find the word oddly apt. And of course I looked up what those sex acts mean. I'm all the dirtier for it.

OMG, the slang for female genitalia is hilarious. Oh to be a writer of erotica in the 17th century. "The duke yearned to sharpen his noble love spear on the scullery maid's whetting stone, but being a gentleman, he first kissed her mouth that could not bite with great diligence."

[sleestak]

Darling! Those acts are far too vulgar (though hopefully fictitious) for someone as refined and proper as you! I admit, though, that I knew someone (everyone?) was going to venture further into the abyss.

That's the most awesome erotica EVER!

[edda]

*is dead of awesome*

[dryhumpronda]

PIPKIN!!!!! Oh, man. *loves*