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Apr 06, 2007 23:53

Tonight I am bored.
so apart from watchin crap on telly i've been cleaning out my computer (oooOOOooo)
done a few searches for files to remove duplicates etc. *.txt brings back quite a bit but there are two that stood out.

"Tom employed a world-leading firm of PR consutants to re-band and launch himself as a small range of provincial hair care products, named after the inuit goddess of mediteranian package holidays.
The resultant supply and demand problems forced him to follow the rules of Macro-economics and buy wholesale.
Plaugued by the feeling that one of his eyebrows is controled by a malovolent power he carries a razor with him, always, to detach the offending article.
There are those that would call him a geek, and those that say being a geek is just the start of his problems."


"For years I've lived a double life,
In the day i do my job, I ride the bus, roll up my sleve with the hoi-paloy,
But at night i live a life of exhileration
Of missed heart beats and adrenilin,
And if the truth be known,
A life of dubious virtue,
I wont deny i've engaded in violence,
Even indulguend in it,
I have maimed and killed adversaries, and not meerly in self defence,
I've exhibited disregard for life, limb and property,
And savored every moment of it,
you may not think it to look at me
But i have commanded armies,
And conquererd worlds,
And though in achiving these things,
I have set morality aside,
I have no regrets,
For though i have lived a double life,
Atleast i can say,
I have lived."

The second one is from a Playstation ad a while back, why I have it as a txt file i have no idea) the first perplexes me completely, I know I wrote it but beyond that its a mystery.

In other news: Today i painted my hall, therefore I am the win.

computers, notes to no-one

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