Elliot's Book report: Alice in Wonderland
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Disclaimer: I don't own Gundamwing, Dora or Care Bears
Elliot curled his nose revoltingly, squinting against the leather bound book he held in his hand. He was only on his first week as a high school freshman and he already hated it. His teacher gave them a book report which had to be done in two weeks without being discussed in class. Elliot would recall how in his elementary years the teacher would discuss the book with them, sometimes letting them share answers in class so that the final project would be a culmination of all their heads put together. Now this was individual, not noted and done independently. Elliot began to wonder if High school was as good as he thought it was.
He slammed his head on his study table just as his mom passed his room. She looked in when she heard the thud.
"What's wrong Elly? Rough day?" Yin asked, smiling at her 13-year old son.
"You're not kidding mom" Elliot groaned, gazing at her from his angled position. His mom smiled and entered the room, holding Tacio and Almond in her hands. They jumped down on the table and began poking the blond haired boy.
"Watcha doin Elliot? Are you sleeping?" Almond wondered, poking his feathery wings on the boy's blond head.
"I'm not sleepy Almond. I'm just resting"
Tacio, the other chocobo sniffed his hair "You smell funny. Did you play in the mud like Macmac? His feathers smell like that."
Elliot lifted his head and laughed. "I guess I do need a shower" Yin placed her hand on his shoulder. "What are you up to?" She asked, eyeing the book on his tale. Elliot's smile disappeared. "Book report. I need to get it done this week." He turned the pages and began reading, ignoring the two chocobos who were playing around with his pens and his mom who was watching him from behind.
"What book is it?" Yin asked.
"Alice in Wonderland" Elliot answered, not looking up from the first page. All was silent for a while.
Elliot could have sworn he hears his mom give a tiny laugh.
"Want to make it more interesting?"
Elliot didn't like the sound of his mom's voice when she said that. He turned to catch her grinning at him, her eyes sparkling with a brainy idea that seems to be fueled with adrenaline.
"I'll get your dad, your siblings and the chocobos."
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Alice in Wonderland- Winner version.
Elliot: I am not playing Alice!
Yin: It's your book report, so you'll play the main role, Allison.XP
Queenie: Don't worry Elly. I'll be with you. This will be a twin-ish thing.
Elliot: I still don't like it.
One day Alice/Allison/Elliot/Queenie were walking in the garden. They suddenly heard a voice in the bushes.
Yin: (dress in the white rabbit's clothes) Oh dear! I'm going to be late!late! late!
The two run after the rabbit/mom into a rabbit hole. They decide to jump into the hole. As soon as they jump in, the rabbit pops out from behind a bush.
Elliot: Hey! You're supposed to drop down the hole before us!
Yin: I'm not the white rabbit now, I'm you're mom! So you guys have a great time in Wonderland okay?
The two fall silently down the hole and land on the tile floor. They get up and explore the hallway with doors leading to many places.
Queenie: What's in this door (opens door) Nope. just a closet
Elliot: (opens door) nope, just the Gundam hangar
Queenie: (opens another door)it's a bathroo- aaaaaaaah! uncle Duo put a shirt on!
Duo: What? I'm taking a bath in my own shower! Is that a crime now!
The two left the stranger behind the door and continued down the hall. They came to the end of the hall where they saw a really tiny door. They opened it and saw that it led into a garden. But the children could not fit into the door. One of them spotted a table in the middle of the room. There was a bottle on it with a sign that says "drink me". The one called Elliot drank the bottle and began to shrink. He was small enough to go through the door. Queenie drank the bottle too, and she shrunk to the same size as Elliot. They entered the garden together.
HOLD IT!!!
Back in the mansion, Elliot and Queenie stopped in front of a small dollhouse door and stare at the main door where Macmac and Hazel were standing. Macmac looked livid, smoke seemed to be exiting his nostrils. He was fuming.
"Why are you playing imagination without us?" He demanded, walking towards his mommy who was crouching beside Elliot's bed. Yin smiled and held out her hand.
"Join us then"
Elliot: What chapter are we in?
Queenie: I think we're past all the hustle and bustle of the rabbit hole.
Yin: You should be meeting the Hatter soon?
Elliot: Who's playing the hatter?
Yin: Oh you'll see.
Elliot and Queenie walked and walked into the garden. They realized they were as big as the pebble and as tall as the grass. They walked until they came to a giant mushroom. On top of the mushroom stood a giant caterpillar. Rudy was it's name.
Queenie: Rudy, why are you the caterpillar?
Rudy: does it matter? As long as you finish the story.
Elliot: But shouldn't you be smoking a pipe?
Rudy: Mom said no.
Yin: You know I hate it when you're around smoking.
The caterpillar/Rudy spoke to the two.
Rudy: where are you going? (clap clap)
Queenie: That's not the caterpillar, that's Dora!
Rudy: Sorry, I've been spending too much time with Sora nowadays. She loves Dora.
Elliot: You should see her when she's in her care bears mood. I got the care bear stare stuck in my subconscious.
Rudy: Anyway, where are you going?
Queenie: We're off to see the wizard!
Elliot: Wrong story Queenie!
Queenie: oh, sorry! We're off to visit the White Queen?
Rudy: Nobody knows where the White Queen hides, but if you have the curiosity to look, then she can be seeked.
Elliot: Since when did you start talking in riddles?
Rudy: Just keep going! I have an exam tomorrow and I'd like to get back to studying. Mom just dragged me out of my room to help you out!
Yin: And aren't you being such a big brother dear to help your brother with his book report? After this chapter you can go back to your room sweetie.
The two got through the garden (Rudy: Finally! Good night! *runs out of room*) and came to a long table. At the head of the table sat three unusual party guests.
Q: Why hello.
Elliot: Dad? You're the hatter?
Q: I'm not dad, I'm the mad hatter, and I enjoy having guests around don't you agree mouse and rabbit? (laughs)
mouse/ Macmac: yes indeed (laughs crazily). wow, I'm good at that.
rabbit/Hazel: want some tea? It's raspberry, you're favorite Queenie (offers tea)
Suddenly the ground shakes and two really big twins/chocobos came running out of the forest.
Twiddle-mond: Fee-Fi-Foe-Fum!
Twiddle-cio: That's not Alice! That's Jack and the Beanstalk!
Twiddle-mond: I like it anyway! Mad hatter we want some tea!
Q: Not until you see hello to our guests like good twins.
Twiddle-cio: I told you we should have just stayed in our room but noooo. You said it would be fun to annoy Elliot while he studies.
Twiddle-mond: oh shush. This is fun!
Almond and Tacio stomped their small feet on Elliot's bed, causing the tea play set to drop and shake. Macmac was watching them from where he sat on Q's lap. Hazel happily drank her imaginary tea.
"I think the story's really whacked now mom."Elliot sighed, sitting on the floor as he scratched his head. He could have sworn his hair smelled like Raspberry.
Yin laughed "I think so too buddy. And besides, it's late. We should get ready for bed." She looked at the chocobos and they scampered off the bed and chased each other out of the room. Q stood up and stretched his arms, yawning loudly and groaning. "I got a busy day tomorrow love. I'll be home by lunch."
"Alright, I'll tell Sonia you'll have lunch with us." Yin said, taking Q's hand and leading him to the door. Queenie followed after them.
Elliot blinked his sleepy eyes open and sighed. His family sure makes a hell of a mess when they can. but still, you couldn't help smiling as he realized that they all made it fun for him.
He got into bed and continued reading.
Dressed in a Hatter's costume, he raced into the story and never looked back.
He got an A in his report.
End
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundamwing, Dora or Care Bears
Elliot curled his nose revoltingly, squinting against the leather bound book he held in his hand. He was only on his first week as a high school freshman and he already hated it. His teacher gave them a book report which had to be done in two weeks without being discussed in class. Elliot would recall how in his elementary years the teacher would discuss the book with them, sometimes letting them share answers in class so that the final project would be a culmination of all their heads put together. Now this was individual, not noted and done independently. Elliot began to wonder if High school was as good as he thought it was.
He slammed his head on his study table just as his mom passed his room. She looked in when she heard the thud.
"What's wrong Elly? Rough day?" Yin asked, smiling at her 13-year old son.
"You're not kidding mom" Elliot groaned, gazing at her from his angled position. His mom smiled and entered the room, holding Tacio and Almond in her hands. They jumped down on the table and began poking the blond haired boy.
"Watcha doin Elliot? Are you sleeping?" Almond wondered, poking his feathery wings on the boy's blond head.
"I'm not sleepy Almond. I'm just resting"
Tacio, the other chocobo sniffed his hair "You smell funny. Did you play in the mud like Macmac? His feathers smell like that."
Elliot lifted his head and laughed. "I guess I do need a shower" Yin placed her hand on his shoulder. "What are you up to?" She asked, eyeing the book on his tale. Elliot's smile disappeared. "Book report. I need to get it done this week." He turned the pages and began reading, ignoring the two chocobos who were playing around with his pens and his mom who was watching him from behind.
"What book is it?" Yin asked.
"Alice in Wonderland" Elliot answered, not looking up from the first page. All was silent for a while.
Elliot could have sworn he hears his mom give a tiny laugh.
"Want to make it more interesting?"
Elliot didn't like the sound of his mom's voice when she said that. He turned to catch her grinning at him, her eyes sparkling with a brainy idea that seems to be fueled with adrenaline.
"I'll get your dad, your siblings and the chocobos."
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Alice in Wonderland- Winner version.
Elliot: I am not playing Alice!
Yin: It's your book report, so you'll play the main role, Allison.XP
Queenie: Don't worry Elly. I'll be with you. This will be a twin-ish thing.
Elliot: I still don't like it.
One day Alice/Allison/Elliot/Queenie were walking in the garden. They suddenly heard a voice in the bushes.
Yin: (dress in the white rabbit's clothes) Oh dear! I'm going to be late!late! late!
The two run after the rabbit/mom into a rabbit hole. They decide to jump into the hole. As soon as they jump in, the rabbit pops out from behind a bush.
Elliot: Hey! You're supposed to drop down the hole before us!
Yin: I'm not the white rabbit now, I'm you're mom! So you guys have a great time in Wonderland okay?
The two fall silently down the hole and land on the tile floor. They get up and explore the hallway with doors leading to many places.
Queenie: What's in this door (opens door) Nope. just a closet
Elliot: (opens door) nope, just the Gundam hangar
Queenie: (opens another door)it's a bathroo- aaaaaaaah! uncle Duo put a shirt on!
Duo: What? I'm taking a bath in my own shower! Is that a crime now!
The two left the stranger behind the door and continued down the hall. They came to the end of the hall where they saw a really tiny door. They opened it and saw that it led into a garden. But the children could not fit into the door. One of them spotted a table in the middle of the room. There was a bottle on it with a sign that says "drink me". The one called Elliot drank the bottle and began to shrink. He was small enough to go through the door. Queenie drank the bottle too, and she shrunk to the same size as Elliot. They entered the garden together.
HOLD IT!!!
Back in the mansion, Elliot and Queenie stopped in front of a small dollhouse door and stare at the main door where Macmac and Hazel were standing. Macmac looked livid, smoke seemed to be exiting his nostrils. He was fuming.
"Why are you playing imagination without us?" He demanded, walking towards his mommy who was crouching beside Elliot's bed. Yin smiled and held out her hand.
"Join us then"
Elliot: What chapter are we in?
Queenie: I think we're past all the hustle and bustle of the rabbit hole.
Yin: You should be meeting the Hatter soon?
Elliot: Who's playing the hatter?
Yin: Oh you'll see.
Elliot and Queenie walked and walked into the garden. They realized they were as big as the pebble and as tall as the grass. They walked until they came to a giant mushroom. On top of the mushroom stood a giant caterpillar. Rudy was it's name.
Queenie: Rudy, why are you the caterpillar?
Rudy: does it matter? As long as you finish the story.
Elliot: But shouldn't you be smoking a pipe?
Rudy: Mom said no.
Yin: You know I hate it when you're around smoking.
The caterpillar/Rudy spoke to the two.
Rudy: where are you going? (clap clap)
Queenie: That's not the caterpillar, that's Dora!
Rudy: Sorry, I've been spending too much time with Sora nowadays. She loves Dora.
Elliot: You should see her when she's in her care bears mood. I got the care bear stare stuck in my subconscious.
Rudy: Anyway, where are you going?
Queenie: We're off to see the wizard!
Elliot: Wrong story Queenie!
Queenie: oh, sorry! We're off to visit the White Queen?
Rudy: Nobody knows where the White Queen hides, but if you have the curiosity to look, then she can be seeked.
Elliot: Since when did you start talking in riddles?
Rudy: Just keep going! I have an exam tomorrow and I'd like to get back to studying. Mom just dragged me out of my room to help you out!
Yin: And aren't you being such a big brother dear to help your brother with his book report? After this chapter you can go back to your room sweetie.
The two got through the garden (Rudy: Finally! Good night! *runs out of room*) and came to a long table. At the head of the table sat three unusual party guests.
Q: Why hello.
Elliot: Dad? You're the hatter?
Q: I'm not dad, I'm the mad hatter, and I enjoy having guests around don't you agree mouse and rabbit? (laughs)
mouse/ Macmac: yes indeed (laughs crazily). wow, I'm good at that.
rabbit/Hazel: want some tea? It's raspberry, you're favorite Queenie (offers tea)
Suddenly the ground shakes and two really big twins/chocobos came running out of the forest.
Twiddle-mond: Fee-Fi-Foe-Fum!
Twiddle-cio: That's not Alice! That's Jack and the Beanstalk!
Twiddle-mond: I like it anyway! Mad hatter we want some tea!
Q: Not until you see hello to our guests like good twins.
Twiddle-cio: I told you we should have just stayed in our room but noooo. You said it would be fun to annoy Elliot while he studies.
Twiddle-mond: oh shush. This is fun!
Almond and Tacio stomped their small feet on Elliot's bed, causing the tea play set to drop and shake. Macmac was watching them from where he sat on Q's lap. Hazel happily drank her imaginary tea.
"I think the story's really whacked now mom."Elliot sighed, sitting on the floor as he scratched his head. He could have sworn his hair smelled like Raspberry.
Yin laughed "I think so too buddy. And besides, it's late. We should get ready for bed." She looked at the chocobos and they scampered off the bed and chased each other out of the room. Q stood up and stretched his arms, yawning loudly and groaning. "I got a busy day tomorrow love. I'll be home by lunch."
"Alright, I'll tell Sonia you'll have lunch with us." Yin said, taking Q's hand and leading him to the door. Queenie followed after them.
Elliot blinked his sleepy eyes open and sighed. His family sure makes a hell of a mess when they can. but still, you couldn't help smiling as he realized that they all made it fun for him.
He got into bed and continued reading.
Dressed in a Hatter's costume, he raced into the story and never looked back.
He got an A in his report.
End