I am greater than anything there is.
Some black dude told me this.
I walked out of the bathroom cause I think he needed to pee.
I did too, but I'm polite and stuff.

I'm digging this whole absolute without.
Gotta keep hungry.
You'd be surprised what ease will do to you.

So theres this horse right ( Read more... )

This is it boys and girls.
I am in a mood like I haven't been in for a long while.
A good mood.
Very good.
I've got Obie Trice beats running around my head.
'Bout to get tore down.

Let's see what the next entry holds for us eh?

Seriously ( Read more... )

I ask myself that a lot ( Read more... )

Finally, a god damned electric guitar. I've been missing one ever since a crackhead swapped my old axe for ice. I was getting tired of playing acoustic all the time. This one is killer. Made from two different guitars. Thanks to Little Vince and some good ol' elbow grease I have a workable rock machine. And it's already being put to work. It's ( Read more... )

Last night. Wore the jacket. Got Drunk ( Read more... )

So many jokes. A day dedicated to love in all its forms with the same initials as venereal desease. Plus you add my cynicism to it all and mix well, this could be the defining Valentine's post for a long time ( Read more... )

Okay. E-surance. The whole electronic insurance name is clever, or rather would be clever if it wasn't already done about a million times ( Read more... )