Well today we had our superhero evaluation exams and i failed miserably... i guess im just too old fashioned. apparently now you have to kill the villains and we arnt allowed to distroy buildings to save the world anymore ( Read more... )

Today was a very proud day for the great country of Lahjasaappaat. We finally have our music video out. it will play through the streets for 30 days straight to show the people who the boss is. You can check out the video at this link: http://uploads.ungrounded.net

Ok people who have no life but to read my awesome journal. I beseech you to send me replys on what you want to see me write on. Dont be shy.

Today wasn't my best day. I was send to guard the front entrance and everything was going well until a man walked up. He had on a cloak and when he removed the cloak his eyes glowed red and he had a very big sword and guns all over. I thought i was going to wet myself. As he rushed at me he seemed to disappear for a min. next thing i knew i was on ( Read more... )

Hmmp Give me homework will they... how dare they even think of giving me so much homework... ill show them all hehe lets see how they like nukes ( Read more... )

Well today was our annual super hero party. As usual spiderman was climbing up a wall to see down wonder womans top. And superman was always showing off, eventually him and the flash got in a long jump contest...do i even have to say what happened? lets just say we had to save California from a earthquake. but i would say the highlight of the ( Read more... )

Hi my name is Marvin. Im 41 and i am currently in intensive care. All i ever wanted in life was to move out of my moms basement and become a super hero. so i did what any die hard comic book fan would do. i dumped radioactive waste on my head while holding a bird ( Read more... )

Today i woke up and took a shower.I wish i knew if i looked as tired as i felt. following my morning procedure i went through my various tasks of the day. you know the usual stuff like spying on naked chicks, torturing old people by making thier stuff float, and giving those annoying brats that walk on my lawn a big scare ( Read more... )

Me loves turkey day. i eats everything. no turkey escapes me. my favorite snack on turkey day is sweet potato. i remeber last year i ate 1000 pounds of sweet potato. i was sick for days. but this year different. i will master the sweet potato and rule the turkey. i just hopes i dont eat anyone like last year. i still think he looked like a turkey ( Read more... )

Muahahahahahahahaha. today i woke up, made my bed, kissed my fuzzy boo boo, and brushed my fangs. then i began planning the capture of the princess.(dont ask me why i do it. its just what ive always done). so once the planning was done and the minions were in place i set out to capture the princess. when i arrived at the castle i came to find the ( Read more... )